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The Mad Titan

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:mjlol: No.

A customer called and was asking a bunch of questions about our products. Everytime I would answer he would moan.

He kept asking me to speak slowly. :mjcry:
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Dude was like let me go ahead and make this call real quick

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Dude was like let me go ahead and make this call real quick

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:dead:

I couldn't hang up on him because he was asking about our products so I had to take the abuse.

He could have at least bought something. :martin:

He gets a nut...

I get a sale...

We are both happy. :obama:
 

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Just remembered:
She went and fukked (or at least fukked with) some nikka that was a club promoter or something of the sort...then told me to lose her number when I was pressing her for affection or some shyt...lol she wrote me a poem and I quoted a line back to her and she clowned me :wow:.

In the long run she did me a favor and turned me into great guy :obama:.
I'm so different now.
As a kid, I could never hold a grudge because I would forget it after 24hrs. :manny:
As an adult, if I think you even stepped on my shoe maliciously I'm like a robot with holographic memory: I'll recall that shyt in 3 dimensions. :birdman:
 

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I couldn't hang up on him because he was asking about our products so I had to take the abuse.

He could have at least bought something. :martin:

He gets a nut...

I get a sale...

We are both happy. :obama:
lmao

I can only imagine the woosh woosh woosh sound as he's asking for a description :deadmanny:


HIm: "So can you describe to me how it feels"

You: "Sure its nice and round and soft"

Him: "Oh..h..hh really..."woosh woosh woosh

You: "Yes sir":patrice:

Him: "Tell me more" woosh woosh woosh


Should got that CC number out him at that point and then continued LOL.:skip:
 
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