Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[IronFist]

this spanish fly..... .i swear.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

I swear applying for jobs after finishing college is discouraging as hell.
*Fills out application for entry level Position*
*Position Requires 3-5yrs of Experience and a Bachelors Degree*
*Applies anyways*
*Gets email confirmation saying I dont have the qualifications for the job*

 

[Sunalmighty]

Bruh he kicking ya ass at 6 months? no diss

He killin me

 

[Sunalmighty]

You still have time to have more children.

3-5 years tops.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

He killin me

I thought at 6 months that was easy part?

 

[Sunalmighty]

I thought at 6 months that was easy part?

My wife has been working with children for like 12 years, this is my first seed. I turn 35 next August 7th. I'm a novice but I'm learning. I think my little guy senses he can kick my ass lol. Plus we live in stockton and it's so hot.

 

[Rawtid]

3-5 years tops.

Better than me 8-10 years for me.

 

[86\*/98]

I swear, when a close friend goes to prison, it's like having another bill to worry about.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Arizonas on the eastside got some fine waitresses brehs. Check em out when you come through.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

New car tomorrow

 

[Rocket Scientist]

My wife has been working with children for like 12 years, this is my first seed. I turn 35 next August 7th. I'm a novice but I'm learning. I think my little guy senses he can kick my ass lol. Plus we live in stockton and it's so hot.

Yea bruh stick with 1 I'm just shocked at how these 6 month olds could sense that. to being a Leo like me and being a pops at 34. I aint a parent but it probably gets better at 1

 

[Illuminatos]

This single mom tried to get up on me today on the subway.

It must be the beard.

 

[Esco]

What Haitian girl you done wifed u breh

Lol nah it was my co worker. I've been bugging her about it for weeks on some joking shyt and she came thru with a container full of that good shyt I'ma ask her for a re-up

 

[3rdLetter]

I love the Summer but I can't wait for Fall

 

[Versa]

"I wish I was a kid again, running with my friends and them, up and down the street.
Waiting on the bell to ring, riding on the school bus, drawing on the seats. On the phone all night with the girl I like and she claims she's freak. It's straight I would neva go back, I could neva go back, but it would be cool to see." - Big KRIT

and at the same time.