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Smh this gay nikka is starting to creep me the fukk out. Everytime I come in the library and see this dude he starts full out staring at me. :snoop: Ya'll know i don't have any problems with gay people but the shyt is straight up starting to make me uncomfortable.

I just went into the restroom and see this dude right there washing his hands and no surprise he starts staring at me. :huhldup:




Haha. i know the feeling breagh. Back in community college, i had this science class with this one dude who sat waaaayyyy at the other side of class. Since the tables were set up lab style, the seating wasn't conventional, meaning it just look like a tetris stage.


Any who, this one dude would always get a seat that would allow for a good view of myself(ass).


Dude would always try to be subtle and coy about it, but i always caught him gazing like a mothafukka. Dude didn't look gay, but since he was gawking as much as he did, it made sense. I was really bothered by it at the time. Now that i'm a little more mature and understanding of the ways of the world/society, in retrospect, i should have been flattered. Yes hetero.


Real spit, i probably attract as much men as i do women. No homo. But i couldn't tell about the latter because women are more sly and less upfront about it (they're shy creatures by nature).


Gay dudes on the other hand, they let you know with that homo-erectus stare. You know what i'm talmbout.


This thread is hella funny cuz that shiit happened to me last night when i was at Nordstrom Rack with my girl. She walked over to the wimminz section and i was in the dudes area. There was this trio, you could tell they were gay cuz how loud they are and that lisp.


I caught one of them looking, but i was just doing me. As soon as i walked away, i saw them huddling. Probably grouping together to discuss the irregularities of the stitching on the True Religions.



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Thinking about braces on the bottom like DWade.

As an adult did ppl look at you weird?

Not really. I think because skating is my social "thing" and it's a family type atmosphere I'm used to seeing people with braces. Even if it's a high school kid we would still talk braces like "when are yours coming off" and stuff like that. I never really felt out of place.
 

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I just had the sweetest dream,

was flying around carrying the broad of my dreams in my arms :to:

please :blessed:
 

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I'm callin the place I have an interview at tomorrow to "verify" the time.

I'm gonna sneak in "What is the salary range?" :mjpls: Cause I'll be damned if I make up another lie to interview and waste my time.

Matter fact, I'm not gonna have any more reserve about asking for salary. Its the most important question and if a recruiter feels a certain way they can :camby: I work for MONEY. I'd like to know if I should even entertain your bullshyt hiring process.
 

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I'm callin the place I have an interview at tomorrow to "verify" the time.

I'm gonna sneak in "What is the salary range?" :mjpls: Cause I'll be damned if I make up another lie to interview and waste my time.

Matter fact, I'm not gonna have any more reserve about asking for salary. Its the most important question and if a recruiter feels a certain way they can :camby: I work for MONEY. I'd like to know if I should even entertain your bullshyt hiring process.
Why are you going on an interview without knowing the salary?
 

dora_da_destroyer

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- i fell down the stairs this morning, that pissed me off, so i decided not to go workout, then when i woke up again, i was even more pissed that i didn't go workout :why:

- i say shyt like "yay" on the phone at work, that's probably in the women's handbook of "words and phrases not to use in a professional setting if you want to be taken seriously" :manny:
 
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