Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[IronFist]

In Sacramento, shyt is hella laidback. I think my uncle neighbor wants to get smash. old 39 yr old latina throwing me interest.


damn turbulence though

got a headache out this world

they sat me next to this white guy that talk thru the whole flight


Son seriously shut the fukk up, pulled out my laptop and started listening to music on his ass

 

[Sunalmighty]

Shane Black wrote Lethal Weapon 1&2 (though Lethal Weapon 2 was changed a bit.) When he left the series, you could tell. Lethal Weapon 3 and 4 were HORRIBLE

 

[Motife43]

Just got back from getting manicure/pedicure. As men we think it's for females, but that shyt is pure comfort. It's an underrated experience. Afterwards, it have you feel like you walking on air and you got scarf hands (word to Combat Jack)

Feet getting rubbed while soaking in the water

 

[UserNameless]

This Sampha compilation I created...



...oh, and I still get the heebie geebies going into Wal-Mart.

 

[UserNameless]

I can't find my "Pimp, Trick, Gangsta Click" CD anywhere

Cashier: "Y'all look like some thugs, tho."
OutKast Affiliate: "Chill out."

I guess I can use some coli insight, let me know if it's a good idea, whack, lame, genius whatever

So my friends dad was going to the gym one day, and he tucked in his underarmor so we started clowning him. He said he always tucks it in, but his new beats headphones cord is so long it gets in the way of his workout. And since he tucks his shirt in and he can't just put it underneath.

I went home and thought of dry-fit underarmor type shirt with a whole near the bottom of the shirt to feed your headphone cord through. That way you can still tuck your shirt in, and have your cord be underneath your shirt where it wont interfere or get caught up on anything while working out.

Kinda of like those backpacks with the headphone holes

Think I'm on to something or have I just been puffin too much tree again?

www.quirky.com/invent

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

does anyone know of a free Divx video joiner? no watermarks or logos on the vids

 

[UserNameless]

Fukked around and fried the fish in some chicken breading... turned out straight, tho.

 

[Illuminatos]

That feeling when the barber is closed and you have to go to school the next morning with a shytty hairline >>>>>>>>

I hope it's cold tomorrow so I can wear my hat and hoodie.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

in the selection process for jury duty right now

pls dont select me, pls dont select me

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Reached a new low in my life and fapped to the drunk in love beyonce video

damn breh

 

[PrnzHakeem]

in the selection process for jury duty right now

pls dont select me, pls dont select me

That's how nikkas end up with the Jordan Davis and Trayvon Martin jury make up.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

That's how nikkas end up with the Jordan Davis and Trayvon Martin jury make up.

bruh am sick as shyt in the crowded ass assembly room. i gotta get the fukk outta here asap

 

[PrnzHakeem]

bruh am sick as shyt in the crowded ass assembly room. i gotta get the fukk outta here asap

Bruh, I feel you, but black folk always trying to get off jury duty but then be upset when the jury make up has some fukkery around it.

The one time I got called for jury duty, I went in being ok with being selected. Black defendant, all the black jury folk said totally outlandish shyt about how the suspect looked like he had robbed them before and other such nonsense.

I got dismissed simply because the alledged crime occured on Cheltenham and Ogontz while I lived on Cheltenham & Easton Rd at the time. The judge knew Philly well enough to dismiss me on the spot. lol.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Saw 300 last night. Pretty good film. The Jamaican chick I was with though

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Bruh, I feel you, but black folk always trying to get off jury duty but then be upset when the jury make up has some fukkery around it.

The one time I got called for jury duty, I went in being ok with being selected. Black defendant, all the black jury folk said totally outlandish shyt about how the suspect looked like he had robbed them before and other such nonsense.

I got dismissed simply because the alledged crime occured on Cheltenham and Ogontz while I lived on Cheltenham & Easton Rd at the time. The judge knew Philly well enough to dismiss me on the spot. lol.

man this shyt is crazy. ive been in this room waiting to get selected since like 8:30 dog. phone dying and shyt. hell, am dying and shyt smh