Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheLostOnes]

Thank you for trying to include my kind. You are truly an angel

I walked past a glass bookshelf in my house and saw how short I actually am and was shocked, literally had the face. I feel taller than 4'11 lol.

Awwwwww that's so cute. You're a munchkin

 

[Aphrodite]

*waits for @Blackout & @Critical Distance to defend Katie*

 

[TheLostOnes]

Your life is starting to sound like the movie Nymphomaniac: Volume I

I only seen part two but the fact that her desire for so much sex led to the ruin of her marriage was

 

[EARFQUAKE]

@Kant

This would be more aesthetically appealing if they were 20s but the reality is that they still make more than me with those ones

 

[Aphrodite]

Gabby is legit hideous, not because she's actually ugly but because she's dreadfully obese.

But her personality????

 

[Aphrodite]

Thank you for trying to include my kind. You are truly an angel

I walked past a glass bookshelf in my house and saw how short I actually am and was shocked, literally had the face. I feel taller than 4'11 lol.

lmao stfu you need to quit Coco

 

[Aphrodite]

I'm team personality not team blind nikka.

So you're shallow like the rest of us basically...

Looks DO matter despite this movement/angle yall trying to push.

 

[ill_will82]

Tell me while I was putting in paperwork to go back to school the financial aid department sent me through hell filing papers. I completed all the paperwork required and the school still didn't clear me for aid when the semester started last week. So I dropped the class.

Today the financial aid supervisor calls me to clear me for classes two weeks after the semester started. You couldn't do this before the semester started? I was about ready to tell her to go fukk herself after she told me I could still register for classes again and receive a book.

Told her I'll start in the summer. I swear if I get this second degree I'm done with college.

 

[FatherSimp]

I just wanna confirm to the family that the pull your meat out method still works in 2017

Tossed your old girl in bushes?

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Lol, I don't know why girls don't trust me.

I only want to fukk weird girls. Because I'm weird too. I hide it well but I'm a first class weirdo.

:/

 

[ill_will82]

*waits for @Blackout & @Critical Distance to defend Katie*

That's picture you had in that post I quoted her ass was flat like a pancake and malnourished.

 

[Aphrodite]

That's picture you had in that post I quoted her ass was flat like a pancake and malnourished.

But these guys are against fake asses and/or overly big asses and are #teampersonality. It shouldn't matter.

 

[Ol’Otis]

when Jesus H Christ is your barber

 

[Blackout]

*waits for @Blackout & @Critical Distance to defend Katie*

How is her personality?

 

[Aphrodite]

when Jesus H Christ is your barber

lol my ex was one of these barber instagrams as a model.
I was like 'so u think u a model now huh?'