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Btw if you're gonna rep "Team personality" and claim you don't give a shyt about looks. Then prove it by uplifting women like Katie Got Bandz, Leslie Jones, Gabby Sidibe. Not by using memes of already conventionally attractive women like "Ashley Banks". 
It's not only the personality that you appreciate, some of it has to do with the looks despite you not wanting to admit that you're a little shallow like everyone else.
It's not only the personality that you appreciate, some of it has to do with the looks despite you not wanting to admit that you're a little shallow like everyone else.
Wittle Midget
Btw if you're gonna rep "Team personality" and claim you don't give a shyt about looks. Then prove it by uplifting women like Katie Got Bandz, Leslie Jones, Gabby Sidibe. Not by using memes of already conventionally attractive women like "Ashley Banks".
Gabby is legit hideous, not because she's actually ugly but because she's dreadfully obese.
SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
My buddy and I had a competition to see who could pull the most girls. Lol this guy is what I think all women like. He's really clean, stylish, buff, handsome and charming.
I'm clean, stylish, skinny, cute, and charming. I actually swooped on him twice. We ended the night by pulling a set of sisters. This guy is the perfect wing man for me. We ended the night tied. I've never done anything like that before. He brings it out of me.
I can honestly say women don't care necessarily what kind of attractive you are as long as you're attractive. You gotta have game though.
His game is non chatty and he just does his pretty flaco thing. Dude has a gold grill drives a bimmer. He's a college football player. Breh is buff but not fat at all.
I'm chatty. I don't have muscle to bait girls. So I talk to them. I figure out by looking at them what they're interested in. I also make fun of myself and compliment myself. I also notice something they work very hard on and I say something sincere about it.
I never say shyt to women I don't mean. If I don't like something I don't discuss it. I just focus on what I like so everything I say sounds sincere.
Moral of the story is, we proved girls don't have a type. The guy with the killer mouth piece has access to the same women as the nikkas cut from marble.
Hahaha, also I had to stunt on him one time and I pulled a group of girls solo. I used to practice that move by asking two girls out at the same time when I was young. I learned girls respect honesty and respect. Even if I'm my honestly kind of scum bag. If I put the correct twist on it I can lock it down.
I'm clean, stylish, skinny, cute, and charming. I actually swooped on him twice. We ended the night by pulling a set of sisters. This guy is the perfect wing man for me. We ended the night tied. I've never done anything like that before. He brings it out of me.
I can honestly say women don't care necessarily what kind of attractive you are as long as you're attractive. You gotta have game though.
His game is non chatty and he just does his pretty flaco thing. Dude has a gold grill drives a bimmer. He's a college football player. Breh is buff but not fat at all.
I'm chatty. I don't have muscle to bait girls. So I talk to them. I figure out by looking at them what they're interested in. I also make fun of myself and compliment myself. I also notice something they work very hard on and I say something sincere about it.
I never say shyt to women I don't mean. If I don't like something I don't discuss it. I just focus on what I like so everything I say sounds sincere.
Moral of the story is, we proved girls don't have a type. The guy with the killer mouth piece has access to the same women as the nikkas cut from marble.
Hahaha, also I had to stunt on him one time and I pulled a group of girls solo. I used to practice that move by asking two girls out at the same time when I was young. I learned girls respect honesty and respect. Even if I'm my honestly kind of scum bag. If I put the correct twist on it I can lock it down.
LMMFAO!! The reason you end up on the wrong side of love is because you're going about it in a shytty way. Very few women are going to take a guy that would flirt with them in front of their dude seriously. You'll always be a late night creep at best.
Your life is starting to sound like the movie Nymphomaniac: Volume I
Elle Driver
Veteran
The memes talking about ass.
ill_will82
What you see, is what you get
Katie Got Bandz looks like Tiny lite forreal lolBtw if you're gonna rep "Team personality" and claim you don't give a shyt about looks. Then prove it by uplifting women like Katie Got Bandz, Leslie Jones, Gabby Sidibe. Not by using memes of already conventionally attractive women like "Ashley Banks".
Cocokisses
Rookie
Thank you for trying to include my kind. You are truly an angelBtw if you're gonna rep "Team personality" and claim you don't give a shyt about looks. Then prove it by uplifting women like Katie Got Bandz, Leslie Jones, Gabby Sidibe. Not by using memes of already conventionally attractive women like "Ashley Banks".
I walked past a glass bookshelf in my house and saw how short I actually am and was shocked, literally had theWittle Midget
face. I feel taller than 4'11 lol.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I'm team personality not team blind nikka.
SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
I don't fukk any of these girls. I didn't have sex once last year. I can't have sex with someone I don't connect with. I flirt because I can't control myself. I have to, but I don't want to fukk most girls I flirt with.
I only want to fukk weird girls. Because I'm weird too. I hide it well but I'm a first class weirdo. I also need a woman to trust me before I have sex with her. I want her to want me as much as I want her. Again, I want her all of her. If that makes any sense. She can give sex to anyone for any reason. But if I have more of her I know what I'm getting is reserved only for me.
Lol, I don't know why girls don't trust me.