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In the most disgusting house ever. I cant deal with white people. This house is infested with huge roaches. They are everywhere. About 100 of them dead on the kitchen floor. 20 crawling all on the countertops. All over the walls. Completely infested the fridge. And this cac old lady doesnt seem the least bit bothered. Shes going about offering me to sit down and i look at the couch and a roach is staring at me like :shaq:. She keeps trying to offer me food and theres roaches all in the pantry and cupboards. Im not exaggerating the severity of this. I have a 12 hour shift here and ive been sitting outside on the patio this while time. Shes getting angry at me because i refuse to come inside and eat or sit with her. Im shocked by how unbothered she is. I called my job and told them to find someone to replace me but that was 7 hours ago:mjcry:. I guess i gotta ride this out until 7pm. no wonder they have such a hard time finding a stable person for this case. I took the case yesterday but nahhhh. That's probably why they didnt get anyone to replace me, they were probably pissed at me for not staying. I dont even know what to eat. I brought my lunch but as soon as i walked in the overnight black lady looked out for me and was like " girl put your shyt bck in your car because there is a severe roach problem here. They WILL go home with you:ufdup:". Now my lunch is in my hot car, probably spoiled by now. I had a banana and Ensure in my car and had that for lunch. Might have to drink another one for dinner:to:. And theres a ton of shyt stained all on the carpets. Apparently they had a cat with a illness that made it shart everywhere. Most unsanitary house ive ever seen and this lady is as happy as a clam:mjlol:. Intold her to take a shower and she says she hates showers (typical cac) and made me promise not to force her to shower. " i dont see why i have to take a shower everyday" said the white lady with a roach infested house and cat shyt stained carpets:francis:

Jesus that sounds awful. :why:
 

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In the most disgusting house ever. I cant deal with white people. This house is infested with huge roaches. They are everywhere. About 100 of them dead on the kitchen floor. 20 crawling all on the countertops. All over the walls. Completely infested the fridge. And this cac old lady doesnt seem the least bit bothered. Shes going about offering me to sit down and i look at the couch and a roach is staring at me like :shaq:. She keeps trying to offer me food and theres roaches all in the pantry and cupboards. Im not exaggerating the severity of this. I have a 12 hour shift here and ive been sitting outside on the patio this while time. Shes getting angry at me because i refuse to come inside and eat or sit with her. Im shocked by how unbothered she is. I called my job and told them to find someone to replace me but that was 7 hours ago:mjcry:. I guess i gotta ride this out until 7pm. no wonder they have such a hard time finding a stable person for this case. I took the case yesterday but nahhhh. That's probably why they didnt get anyone to replace me, they were probably pissed at me for not staying. I dont even know what to eat. I brought my lunch but as soon as i walked in the overnight black lady looked out for me and was like " girl put your shyt bck in your car because there is a severe roach problem here. They WILL go home with you:ufdup:". Now my lunch is in my hot car, probably spoiled by now. I had a banana and Ensure in my car and had that for lunch. Might have to drink another one for dinner:to:. And theres a ton of shyt stained all on the carpets. Apparently they had a cat with a illness that made it shart everywhere. Most unsanitary house ive ever seen and this lady is as happy as a clam:mjlol:. Intold her to take a shower and she says she hates showers (typical cac) and made me promise not to force her to shower. " i dont see why i have to take a shower everyday" said the white lady with a roach infested house and cat shyt stained carpets:francis:

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I'm about to get started training again. I found a gym closer to my crib and they offer all the classes I need. In 6-12 months I should be getting ready for my first fight :whew:
 

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In the court room now. Judge talking to perspective jurors. Judge asked everyone if you can't serve at least 15 days to hand your questionnaire to the attorneys. Everybody got up. Judge was :mjlol:
 

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Been trying to figure out these snap emoji statuses for a week now. All I had to do was Google.

Gold Star — Someone has replayed this person's snaps in the past 24 hours. They must have something interesting to show.

Yellow Heart — You are #1 best friends with each other. You send the most snaps to this person, and they send the most snaps to you.

❤️ Red Heart — You have been #1 BFs with each other for two weeks straight.

Pink Hearts — You have been #1 BFs with each other for two months straight. Dedication!

Baby — You just became friends with this person.

Face With Sunglasses — One of your best friends is one of their best friends. You send a lot of snaps to someone they also send a lot of snaps to.

Grimacing Face — Your #1 best friend is their #1 best friend. You send the most snaps to the same person that they do. Awkward.

Smirking Face — You are one of their best friends …but they are not a best friend of yours. You don’t send them many snaps, but they send you a lot.

Smiling Face — Another best friend of yours. You send this person a lot of snaps. Not your #1 best friend, but they are up there.

Fire — You are on a Snapstreak! You have snapped this person every day, and they have snapped you back. Increases with number of consecutive days.

Hundred — 100 Day Snapstreak. The 100 emoji appears next to the fire when you snap back and forth with someone for one hundred days in a row.

⌛ Hourglass — Your Snapstreak is about to end. Send another snap to keep it alive.

Birthday Cake — This friend has a birthday today. Only displays if friend has the Birthday Party feature enabled in settings.
 
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