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Mr210

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i have a love/hate relationship with this broad :wow:

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More pics please
 

Black Cobain

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I love androgyny.
I mean not in terms of clothing but actual facial features.
It can be very sexy.
It can :to:

Part 7.5: I had a crush on a lesbian arc/10th grade

#58. Skanking Pickle
Repping: Commiefornia
YA: 90's
Genres: Punk, "Ska"

I was a right-wing, gay bashing, Muslim,
She was a left-wing, lesbian, atheist.

At the time, I had a huge crush on her, she looked perfect, a textbook example of a tomboy, but with a very deep tan (she was Mexican too, a rarity in Miami).
And I had someone to argue and inflate my ego with.
Naturally, we hated each other but enjoyed giving each other shyt.
It was a vitrolic friendship.

We had PE together, and when there was downtime, all we'd do was call each other names and debate-
She was a kaafir,
I was a God botherer,
She was a dyke,
I was a 'breeder',
She was a Communist rat,
I was a bigot.
It went on and on.

Eventually, she had to move to California before 11th grade started, her parents were in marketing iirc so we still talked on kik and facebook but way less frequently.

One day, however in 11th grade we were arguing over something (what else is new?) and me being a 17 year old moron for some god damned reason decided to "accidentally" send a dikk pic.

So I did.

I was waiting for her to get mad but you know what she said?

"Oh, I guess you weren't trying to compensate for something after all."

I just looked at my phone and left her on 'R'

:mjcry: g-good comeback you confusing, boyish girl



:damn:
 

Aphrodite

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I hate seeing people's shyt/poop. I think it is the rudest thing you could ever do. Wipe the toilet, poor some scented cleaner in the toilet and please wipe around the bowl.

And why is it so hard to wash your hands? I'm so annoyed.
 
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