Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Nah breh, you eat that kick ya family getting that billion, not you. You gon be in the casket.i aint think of it like that.
i was ready to eat a kick
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
@LordLoco
"My mule who has very delicate control of her kick both in force generated and in accuracy, in addition to the ability to kick to the side (cow kick) once gave me a gentle warning that she was over my attempts to inspect her sore hoof. After the ER and the Trauma Center, full spinal , and cranial X-rays and CT scans, having my luxated tooth wired into place and my broken tooth fragment removed and stitches to my lip, I still required oral surgery to remove the rest of the tooth that was up near my nostril. The maxillary sinus fracture healed on its own.
She wasn't really mad at me, that was a warning shot. If she had been truly angry or frightened I could have been a headless mule woman."
"My mule who has very delicate control of her kick both in force generated and in accuracy, in addition to the ability to kick to the side (cow kick) once gave me a gentle warning that she was over my attempts to inspect her sore hoof. After the ER and the Trauma Center, full spinal , and cranial X-rays and CT scans, having my luxated tooth wired into place and my broken tooth fragment removed and stitches to my lip, I still required oral surgery to remove the rest of the tooth that was up near my nostril. The maxillary sinus fracture healed on its own.
She wasn't really mad at me, that was a warning shot. If she had been truly angry or frightened I could have been a headless mule woman."
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
And all that was from a fukking WARNING kick...bruhhhhhhhhhhh that quote
Dreamzeedream
Banned
I need to humble myself more
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Yea that kick is no jokeits like a shotgun with a warning shell
shyt dont show up on my driving record at all, thank jebus
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Looking at this car chase reminds me when Coli was up til like 4 in the fukking morning looking at those dumbasses lock themselves up in that cabin on some rebel shyt.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Outlaw empires on discovery channel good as hell
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I was this close to posting an old high school clip on IG, I'll just wait a couple weeks til my birthday
I'm trying to get you to level up in 2017. Go get a girl that looks just as good so she can do it for you personally.
we pulled up to the mountain peak
because that's where were supposed to be
you see the sea, and you see ocean amenities
come up to me to cover me
i pull up, see me hovering over everythang
she pulled off in her tears and i pulled off on my wheels
and disappeared in the hills, into the mountain range
girl I know what you want, and i know what I want
just know I'm not what you want
so stay away from me