Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Lo-Co]

Skin care tips?

 

[levitate]

I need to make myself go to sleep right now

This.

 

[Aphrodite]

So you gave him head?

It's that easy?

No.
Did you read the 1st chapter? No.
Shut up.

 

[Lo-Co]

im not aggressive enough in conversations with women.

 

[Ol’Otis]

No.
Did you read the 1st chapter? No.
Shut up.

Beating down billy bad asses

 

[Raava]

how are you this fine evening?

I'm good

Groucho Marx is a classic disguise doe. Looks like you're trying to sneak outta town late at night to avoid a federal indictment. All you need is a trench coat over a Hawaiian shirt and some luggage in each hand.

I actually am. That's why I changed my user name.

I'm an expertly singed hazelnut, putting me 3 and 6/5ths quartile shades darker than thou.

I don't know where you are getting this from but ok.

 

[Black Cobain]

My cliches finally caught up with me, talking to this chick on kik, we've been sexting for two weeks now so I just say, "Haven't came inna while, think you'd be down?"

So she leaves me on R for ten minutes and sends me a pic of her cumming and asked me, "What else do you want me to do?"

 

[Aphrodite]

Beating down billy bad asses

Lol not to mention in the story I'm drinking wine and liquor in general turns me into a man eater. I would've actually done that in that situation being intoxicated and overwhelmed by the kindness.

 

[Aphrodite]

One of the reasons I don't drink.

 

[ill_will82]

 

[Aphrodite]

@ one of my old selfies being reblogged on a habesha blog.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm good

its a lovely night to be thirsty.

 

[Dwolf]

Hehehehe

 

[ill_will82]

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[Lo-Co]

its easier to talk with women when the thought of sex isnt at the forefront of your mind.

taking the thought of fukking off a pedestal did wonders for my social skills with women.