:scustlyin:Me: Its a good thing you can't grow a full beard and was in better shape otherwise I'd have to fight these bytches for looking too hard.
Hubby: Did you just call me ugly?!
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You better hope he doesn't get a female personal trainer.Me: Its a good thing you can't grow a full beard and was in better shape otherwise I'd have to fight these bytches for looking too hard.
Hubby: Did you just call me ugly?!
There go another lawsuit
In court so much, man I should've went to law school
Everybody brawlin', it was all cool
'Til I hit the bartender with the barstool
I don't fukk with fake dudes wearin' fake Trues
I just talked to 2 Chainz and he said, "TRUUU!"
I feel like MJ, I'm in his shoes
I'm talkin' Montell Jordan, this is how we do
Bust a nikka head and then I lay low
These nikkas ass-water, get the Drano
She ain't really bad, she a photo thot
I should hire this bytch, she so damn good at Photoshop
In court so much, man I should've went to law school
Everybody brawlin', it was all cool
'Til I hit the bartender with the barstool
I don't fukk with fake dudes wearin' fake Trues
I just talked to 2 Chainz and he said, "TRUUU!"
I feel like MJ, I'm in his shoes
I'm talkin' Montell Jordan, this is how we do
Bust a nikka head and then I lay low
These nikkas ass-water, get the Drano
She ain't really bad, she a photo thot
I should hire this bytch, she so damn good at Photoshop
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He ain't stupid.You better hope he doesn't get a female personal trainer.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Hilariously, Bmore got it right where you want it in that situation...when they realized they dun fukked up, was on some 80/20 shyt and begging and pleading to come back.
As a nikka who can be spiteful, that type of power....WOW.
If he was smart he'd get one. don't you want your man to look his best?
Me: Its a good thing you can't grow a full beard and was in better shape otherwise I'd have to fight these bytches for looking too hard.
Hubby: Did you just call me ugly?!
@R.O. Double you gon cheat on me with the personal trainer my nikka?If he was smart he'd get one. don't you want your man to look his best?
Better hand that hoe a couple of bills instead of passing out free dikk.
facts. he really won though. handled that shyt well. others would have been utterly petty.Hilariously, Bmore got it right where you want it in that situation...when they realized they dun fukked up, was on some 80/20 shyt and begging and pleading to come back.
As a nikka who can be spiteful, that type of power....WOW.
Shes doing training alright.
this Reggie Jackson story on Fox is dope.
R.O. Double
Holdin My Balls Since 83
I aint gon leave you for no personal trainer. That bytch might have expectations and try to make me a vegan.
Atleast you already know I ain't shyt.
After our last convo, apparently I'm ugly too.
facts. he really won though. handled that shyt well. others would have been utterly petty.
Shes doing training alright.
I accept your ugly ass plus I can cook you delicious steaksI aint gon leave you for no personal trainer. That bytch might have expectations and try to make me a vegan.
Atleast you already know I ain't shyt.
After our last convo, apparently I'm ugly too.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I can hear my knee crackle when I bend it then return it to neutral....
I'm gonna have arthritis like a bytch
I'm gonna have arthritis like a bytch