Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[grazazaza]

My fear of actually having wat I want is wat scares me the most out of life

Te amo corazon

 

[YaFingerDealMe]

Bout right now

 

[DEAD7]

Out here chubby chasing

 

[全能の神]

Shout out to bae

 

[insomniac]

A beautiful black women with a cheap ass weave is like a fatboy taking steroids.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This nikka really tried to give me and @Flavia a ticket...ole top flight security looking ass

 

[Aceofspades404]

Te amo corazon

Yo tambien

Spoiler

did I get that right?

 

[Aphrodite]

you were right. She has every chick in the gym for fukking nothing. @ultraflexed

 

[ultraflexed]

told you.

 

[Aphrodite]

told you.

But I'm always right about everything else.

 

[marcuz]

@gogogubari wtf, are you still down there?

 

[ultraflexed]

you were right. She has every chick in the gym for fukking nothing. @ultraflexed

But I'm always right about everything else.

why are you still woke ?

 

[Aphrodite]

The innocence of this was so cute lmao

Is giving birth like taking a poop?!...

Hello ladies, this is going to be my first child and i'm nervous as hell for when the time comes and im in the hospital ready to give birth. For all of you experienced ladies, in your own words how would you have described your labor and birth experience? I always pictured giving birth as if you were really constipated and needing to take a huge dump? The idea of another human life�form�crawling out of my vagina scares the living crap out of me!

Responses:

The pain is unbelievable but you so quickly forget! I totally relate to your statement after the baby popped out it was relief exactly like taking the best dump of your life! I remember even saying how great it was!

My great grandmother had 13 and that's exactly how she described it.

The pressure relief when baby comes out feels like the biggest poop of your life. But the pain and pushing is obviously much more intense

Exactly like the biggest most constipated poop of your life. In fact I used a birthing stool and it was just like being on the toilet!

It is really similar to pooping. I think you're using the same muscles to push. Is probably why my hemmroids swelled so much after all that pushing...

When I was working while pregnant with DD a customer told me to eat a lot of beans the day before and I would fart her out nice and easy

Is giving birth like taking a poop?!......

 

[Aphrodite]

why are you still woke ?

I'm an adult and I live alone and I can do whatever I wanna do!!!!! That's why.

 

[ultraflexed]

I'm an adult and I live alone and I can do whatever I wanna do!!!!! That's why.

Be a vampire............