Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[letti cook]

my impression of Jadakiss's laugh is an abomination..and yet I keep doing it


its actually starting to replace my actual laugh





in other news, my job is in desperate need of a floozy or two..ive been working here to damn long to not have gotten head in the breakroom

 

[letti cook]

shyt made me Jadakiss laugh

 

[The BasedFather]

I just wanna live on an island by myself and disappear.

 

[全能の神]

I just wanna live on an island by myself and disappear.

Same breh but with my bae

 

[Princess Coco]

Perfection.

 

[全能の神]

Perfection.

You tryna hook me up?

 

[Princess Coco]

You tryna hook me up?

dm her

 

[全能の神]

dm her

Thx I did
Missed shots and whatnot

 

[Princess Coco]

Thx I did
Missed shots and whatnot

I hope she responds

Btw, You really know how to get under my skin

 

[全能の神]

"Im not a player I just simp a lot"
-Big Pun

 

[Splash]

I could have stayed in that shower forever Too hot for this shyt

 

[Rawtid]

I like my daughter's new school so far. I'm excited about this year.

 

[The BasedFather]

I'll be 23 next month :oldmanj_:

Pretty soon I'll be sitting on the porch on my rocking chair, drinking lemonade and yelling at kids to stay off my lawn.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Lol another dude got mad at work today because we wouldn't cash a check that was made out to this dude AND his ex-wife and she didn't sign it. Dude shouted at my manager AND our police officer. People are crazy about their money sometimes. They always act like we're supposed to break the rules just for them.

 

[全能の神]

Sourpatch Kids

I swear I'd marry a chick off GP if she bought me some