Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[全能の神]

Nvm Im just lost

 

[Rawtid]

Smh so this chick just text me like "you beat her up and she's not happy at all". She put her hands on me first and she was skating when I was asked to leave. We had a disagreement that lead to a fight and we both walked away isn't that like "shooting the fair one"?

 

[Princess Coco]

 

[全能の神]

I saw that

And it was very effed up

 

[全能の神]

I need some thickness in my life

 

[The ADD]

These Walmarts are always behind on the fukkery snacks

 

[Blackout]

i gotta stop burning money while drunk

When checking your bank account sobers you up

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

This whole " living with your ex" thing feels like a sitcom

A poorly scripted YouTube series type sitcom filled on an iPhone 5C

 

[Princess Coco]

don't know if i should put myself through this again

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I wouldn't say I saved her but I let her know what was up. Same shyt I'd expect if someone i called a friend was setting me up. After reading that thread about worst things friends have done to you, I know I'd want someone to warn me if I'm being setup. Friends, who needs them.

Brah your post on here are wild as fukk

U holler at hoes when they on dates n shyt

U narc'n on your friends to a married broad u don't even know n shyt



U been cold approaching hoes with the wrong method on a regular basis

U lonely for female companionship
U should let me coach u on bagging hoes off a dating site

U need to swing at the lowest hanging fruit just to get your feet wet and build up your confidence

U making moves from dry dikk syndrome

 

[mannyrs13]

Brah your post on here are wild as fukk

U holler at hoes why they on dates n shyt

U narc'n on your friends to a married broad u don't even know n shyt



U been cold approaching hoes with the wrong method on a regular basis

U lonely for female companionship
U should let me coach u on bagging hoes off a dating site

U need to swing at the lowest hanging fruit just to get your feet wet and build up your confidence

U making moves from dry dikk syndrome

Bolded: I knew them fools for less than a week. Not exactly friends status yet.

 

[全能の神]

Love is in the air, I can feel it





not mine though

 

[Mr210]

Brah your post on here are wild as fukk

U holler at hoes when they on dates n shyt

U narc'n on your friends to a married broad u don't even know n shyt



U been cold approaching hoes with the wrong method on a regular basis

U lonely for female companionship
U should let me coach u on bagging hoes off a dating site

U need to swing at the lowest hanging fruit just to get your feet wet and build up your confidence

U making moves from dry dikk syndrome

You should help me out brehs just joined up on okcupid yesterday. So far had 4 women respond, but only 1 has moved passed just a couple messages

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If you're gonna talk/text women, you're gonna need to talk about shyt besides how good you gonna fukk them every once in a while.



Throwing in some day to day mundane shyt ain't that bad brehs, the key is keeping the conversation from being boring.

 

[Prynce]

"So the iceberg never broke and I poked at it and I poked at it and I poked at it and I poke
And I poked at itbut it stayed stagnant then I poked at it some moreand in my notepad, man I wrote
If I don't have it, if I don't grab it, if it don't chip then a toe tag is, one last I'mma hope, so iceberg don't float
If I do manage to do damage to you dammit, it'll be grand as,ten Grammies or my granny still standing with a note that read ''Granted, don't you panic''
When you make mistakes the most, one day it'll make you grow
When you outlandish and you lose manners, to God you shall consult"