Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[dora_da_destroyer]

Just woke up from another wild ass dream. We we're living in somewhat of a post apocalyptic world like in walking dead except not as bad. I was in Compton or south central (some LA hood) and this bug ass dog that was trained to eat zombies starts chasing me. I told the owner to get this motherfukker, I'm hopping on cars and shyt, but he keeps coming at me...so I blow his head off

But when I did this, this crazy ass gangsta outro music starts playing and it's Beyoncé singing the hook (it was stuck in my head so I just wrote it down...shyt is hard, wish I knew how to make songs) then jay z drives by in the slow roll that's in all rap videos. Sitting in the back of a phantom, window just cracked enough to see his fitted...

 

[Ria_21]

My colleague just farted ugh.

 

[Rawtid]

My colleague just farted ugh.

I share an office with a white boy and this mf used to think it was cute to let off in our office. I nipped that shyt in the bud QUICK. He goes outside in the hall or in the rest room now.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

My daughter just learned to make a genuine smile

My apartment lease ended on Monday. Days of dropping $3K a month on an empty spot are over.

Netflix stock price tanked yesterday, but I think it fell a bit too much. Gonna buy some more shares, bring my cost basis price down.

 

[The Mad Titan]

My colleague just farted ugh.

Was it a dude or chick?

 

[Ria_21]

I share an office with a white boy and this mf used to think it was cute to let off in our office. I nipped that shyt in the bud QUICK. He goes outside in the hall or in the rest room now.

Ugh no shame at all lol.

 

[Ria_21]

Was it a dude or chick?

Lmao it's a lady. She should know better right? Lol

 

[Blackout]

Lmao it's a lady.

Were any men around when she did this?

 

[The Mad Titan]

Lmao it's a lady. She should know better right? Lol

You should have walked over near her like

 

[PrnzHakeem]

My colleague just farted ugh.

Half the time I fart in my cube, my boss comes over with a question.

I don't know how he or I keep a straight face.

 

[Ria_21]

Were any men around when she did this?

No just me and her I never ever fart around others I'm just like when people do it around me lol.

You should have walked over near her like

Hahahhahaha I actually did I was like "it smells in here I'm just gonna give it a quick spray" it was a silent but deadly one too smh the smell took over the whole room.

Half the time I fart in my cube, my boss comes over with a question.

I don't know how he or I keep a straight face.

Hahahahah that's funny ya nastyyy

 

[BelieveBeOK]

When beggars ask you for money and you (truthfully) tell them you have no cash on you and they hit you with the

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Pyrexcup]

Have to repeat my maths exam is 18 days already studied for a week wish me luck brehs I have no pass this exam no exceptions, wish me luck

 

[全能の神]