Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pseudonym]

Car shopping for your kid is different

I want this guy to be in a damn near army tank at this point






…. But the gas

 

[Splash]

My 4 year old just hit me with a 'wassup daddy you good?'

 

[Brandsdale]

which one of you was this???? @PAWG Life ?

PRIME milk

 

[Unolove]

I was having a convo with my pops about me playing basketball as a kid on my grandparents court and this old head dude thought I was claiming to play for the white wash school I went to for two years smh

 

[Ol’Otis]

Nafessa Williams got amazing p*ssy energy

 

[Yinny]

My job sent me beautiful flowers for me and my son, wow


Oan, my boyfriend/baby daddy’s mom and her boyfriend came from Houston to “see the baby” and are both empty handed and didn’t contribute for anything during my pregnancy or now as they eat up my food. First and last time they’ll be staying with us and she’s def not watching my kid. Then her man smokes Marlboros (I used to years ago, the stench is stronger than Newports!) and will come in and sit right next to my child, like really. Not exaggerating, won’t even go to the other side of the couch but will plop like literally on top of my sons grandma while she’s holding him.

 

[Air Game Rule]

"Wanna Spend Some Time (In You)" would be a fly ass song title. Lemme copyright that real quick

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Lord Beasley]

is this real??????

 

[010101]

DANCE*

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

5th COVID booster, complete.​

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Legendary beat......



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[Sonic Boom of the South]

I told shorty not to come thru last night cause I didn't want to have to change sheets today!


She be squirting on overdrive!

 

[J Money]

 

[The M.I.C.]

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