Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[Pseudonym]

How hard is homeschooling? Can you do it 4 days instead of 5? I need a part time job to talk to adults, for my sanity

 

[Pseudonym]

Birds keep shytting on my car. I clean it. They shyt on it the next day. It’s disgusting b

Play the lotto

 

[Unknown Poster]

Jordan Neely gets killed on a Subway without a dollar to his name, yet a racist punk ass cracker like Nick Fuentes is gets to live a long life and make money.

I hate America I hate this fukking country!

I'm ready to beat the shyt out of crackers mode like seriously make em bleed I hate these white motherfukkers. I ain't gonna lie anymore. I ain't like Martin I'm more like MALCOLM.

fukk you racist white crackers with every fiber of my beinv and I mean that!

 

[Pseudonym]

this nikka Michael from Lost only has 4 lines x100 and is mad annoying. The writers could’ve given him more.

“They took my son!”

“I gotta go get my boy!”

“Waaaaaaaaalt!”

“ Have you seen my boy”


so annoying hearing that throughout every.single.episode

I’m only on season 2

 

[FishNGrits]

LOBSTER TAIL OON SAIL TONIGHT IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS


WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

All these true crime shows have a bunch of random ass people commenting that have nothing to do with the cases and add nothing to the story:

shyt is just a bunch of cut aways after the narrator tells parts of the story.



*Narrator says important shyt then:


----Zesty gay dude is like "Now you know that was crazy!"


*Narrator adds more to the story:

--- Stereotype fat Black chick in bad wig and heavy makeup:

"Now you know you done messed up boo boo! That shonuff the whole tea there baby"!

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

But did you get a cat?

I don't know when
I don't know how
But I know something starting right noooooooow
Watch and you'll see
Some day I'll be
Caaaaat seeeeet freeeee

 

[Dre Space Age]

Told this milf her hair looks cute she replies do you want to eat my p*ssy then deletes it before i can reopen messenger but it showed up on my notification.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Unbothered]

These caramel coconut candies are mad good

Just brought a few of em from a Dollar General, I usually walk past em but the store near me is damn near empty in terms of candy and snacks being on the shelves so I took a gamble on these and wow I've been sleeping on em.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Dre Space Age]

Accidentally poured Sunny D in my coffee. Still drank it.