Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Illuminatos]

Anything worse than an Uber Driver that won’t stop talking? I had a long day and I’m trying to take a nap before I hit the gym and this dude kept talking the whole hour long ride.

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[Stir Fry]

@Judo @TheLostOnes @Tenchi Ryu

 

[Ribbs]

When your body knows you have a day off and all of a sudden it decides to release all the pain it’s with holding <<<

Like why does my right foot hurt rn

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I hate when companies don’t put prices on the website. We both know you want money. Just tell me how much.

 

[Uncouth Savage]

Yeah I am tired of the p*ssy shyt
If you hate asians, hispanics, wites, blks whoever

STAND ON THAT shyt

dont merry go round the bullshyt
stand on that shyt

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I can’t believe I haven’t been ordering from the kids menu. I got a kids chicken tenders, which consisted of whole 3 thin chicken breasts, and a substantial amount of fries. I was cheaper than a regular entree, and the same amount of food.

I even have leftovers.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

My procrastination has led me to taking a devastating L on this midterm

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[BelieveBeOK]

I'm in love with my cousin. Have been for years

I so wish we weren't related

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

My friend got arrested for something terrible. I can't give the details but I am fukking devastated. I have never been in this situation before.

 

[Pseudonym]

I want to try to get a second cat (again). But we don’t wanna get a second litter box. The solution would be to get the ROBI kitty litter thing but damn….

 

[AceMan]

I had a phase of really wanting an Ethiopian woman …that s*** definitely dead now. They are CORNY

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Almost 3 months sober. Last time i went half the year.

 

[The M.I.C.]

We're in a lot of goddamn trouble.. they're scrambling furiously trying to stave off a financial collapse. The US and Europe are basically playing hot potato with a bomb that will nuke their financial markets..both will FALL.

If you're not prepped to survive a drastic collapse in the buying power of the US Dollar by yourself then you better coalesce to be close to family, being clannish like back in antiquity and compiling your resources together might save you in the end. Quick list..not exhaustive.

1. Generators (Risky purchase; loud as fukk.)
2. Water Filters/Purifiers
3. Portable Toilets
4. Seasoned Firewood. Wood takes about 6 - 12 months to become dried, for home uses.
5. Lamp Oil, Wicks, Lamps (First Choice: Buy CLEAR oil. If scarce, stockpile ANY!)
6. Coleman Fuel. (As much as fukking possible)
7. Guns, Ammunition, Pepper Spray, Knives, Clubs, Bats & Slingshots.
8. Hand-can openers, & hand egg beaters, whisks.
9. Honey/Syrups/white, brown sugar
10. Rice - Beans - Wheat
11. Vegetable Oil (for cooking) Without it food burns/must be boiled etc.,)
12. Charcoal, Lighter Fluid (Will become very scarce)
13. Water Containers (Urgent Item to obtain.) Any size. Small: HARD CLEAR PLASTIC ONLY; food grade if for drinking.
14. Mini Heater head (Propane) (Without this item, propane will not heat a room.)
15. Grain Grinder (Non-electric)
16. Propane Cylinders (Urgent: Definite shortages will occur almost immediately.)
17. Survival Guide Book.
18. Mantles: Aladdin, Coleman, etc. (Without this item, longer-term lighting is difficult.)
19. Baby Supplies: Diapers/formula. ointments/aspirin, etc.
20. Washboards, Mop Bucket w/wringer (for Laundry)
21. Cookstoves (Propane, Coleman & Kerosene)
22. Vitamins (IMPORTANT!)
23. Propane Cylinder Handle-Holder (Urgent: Small canister use is VERY dangerous without this item)
24. Feminine Hygiene/Haircare/Skin products.
25. Thermal underwear (Tops & Bottoms)
26. Bow saws, axes and hatchets, Wedges (also, honing oil)
27. Aluminum Foil Reg. & Heavy Duty (Great Cooking and Barter Item)
28. Gasoline Containers (Plastic & Metal)
29. Garbage Bags (As many as possible).
30. Toilet Paper, Kleenex, Paper Towels
31. Milk - Powdered & Condensed (Shake up liquid every 3 to 4 months)
32. Garden Seeds (Non-Hybrid) (A MUST)
33. Clothes pins/line/hangers (A MUST)
34. Coleman's Pump Repair Kit
35. Tuna Fish (in oil;water will degrade over a long time)
36. Fire Extinguishers (or..large box of Baking Soda in every room)
37. First aid kits
38. Batteries (all sizes...buy furthest-out for Expiration Dates. IMPORTANT.)
39. Garlic, spices & vinegar, baking supplies
40. Big Dogs (and plenty of dog food)
41. Flour, yeast & salt
42. Matches. {"Strike Anywhere" preferred.) Boxed, wooden matches will go first
43. Writing paper/pads/pencils, solar calculators
44. Insulated ice chests (good for keeping items from freezing in wintertime.)
45. Workboots, belts, Levis & durable shirts
46. Flashlights/LIGHTSTICKS & torches, "No. 76 Dietz" Lanterns
47. Journals, Diaries & Scrapbooks (Good way to distract by keeping record of events)
48. Garbage cans Plastic (great for storage, water, transporting - if with wheels)
49. Men's Hygiene: Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste, Mouthwash/floss, nail clippers, etc
50. Cast iron cookware (sturdy, efficient)
51. Fishing supplies/tools
52. Mosquito coils/repellent, sprays/creams
53. Duct Tape
54. Tarps/stakes/twine/nails/rope/spikes
55. Candles
56. Laundry Detergent (liquid; no powder)
57. Backpacks, Duffel Bags
58. Garden tools & supplies
59. Scissors, fabrics & sewing supplies
60. Canned Fruits, Veggies, Soups, stews, etc.
61. Bleach (plain, DO NO GET SCENTED! 4 to 6% sodium hypochlorite)
62. Canning supplies, (jars/lids/wax)
63. Knives & Sharpening tools: files, stones, steel
64. Bicycles...Tires/tubes/pumps/chains, etc
65. Sleeping Bags & blankets/pillows/mats
66. Carbon Monoxide Alarm (battery powered)
67. Board Games, Cards, Dice
68. d-con Rat poison, MOUSE PRUFE II, Roach Killer
69. Mousetraps, Ant traps & cockroach magnets
70. Paper plates/cups/utensils (stock up, folks)
71. Baby wipes, oils, waterless & Antibacterial soap (saves a lot of water)
72. Rain gear, rubberized boots, etc.
73. Shaving supplies (razors & creams, talc, after shave)
74. Hand pumps & siphons (for water and for fuels)
75. Soysauce, vinegar, bullions/gravy/soupbase
76. Reading glasses
77. Chocolate/Cocoa/Tang/Punch (water enhancers)
78. "Survival-in-a-Can"
79. Woolen clothing, scarves/ear-muffs/mittens
80. Boy Scout Handbook, survival books / also Leaders Catalog
81. Roll-on Window Insulation Kit (MANCO)
82. Graham crackers, saltines, pretzels, Trail mix/Jerky
83. Popcorn, Peanut Butter, Nuts
84. Socks, Underwear, T-shirts, etc. (extras)
85. Lumber (all types)
86. Wagons & carts (for transport to and from)
87. Cots & Inflatable mattress's
88. Gloves: Work/warming/gardening, etc.
89. Lantern Hangers
90. Screen Patches, glue, nails, screws,, nuts & bolts
91. Teas
92. Coffee
93. Cigarettes
94. Wine/Liquors (for bribes, medicinal, etc,)
95. Paraffin wax
96. Glue, nails, nuts, bolts, screws, etc.
97. Chewing gum/candies
98. Atomizers (for cooling/bathing)
99. Hats & cotton neckerchiefs