Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Unknown Poster]

I don't wanna do Twitter no more.

Too many self hating Black people on there.

Wtf.

 

[Rozay Oro]

This girl I used to work with is now pregnant she my homegirl

 

[Pseudonym]

My cousin passed away today. No details but I’m thinking from drugs. He definitely was struggling with addiction.

I’m so sorry

 

[Hijo de luna]

Vibes

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Cuz im a betch, ive been watching these tearoh reading videos on youtubes...

She was right about a new love coming into my life, so i venmoed her some letoya ducketts


Any who, im prematurely in love with a person that just camed into my life and now im now having a mariah carey listen-a-thon.


The only other person ive told this to is my cactus plant, O’doyle. She/her/they (its a non binary living organisms/) concurs that she is the one.


Quite frankly, i dont aint got much to give cuz im poor, hideous and unnattractive, but i am wealthy in spirit, vivacious, full of energy, possess the power/personality of a scorned fat chick and ive got a whole lot of love to give (and im an altered beast in the nap sack, rawr).

Even without a calculator, all thats got to count for something. Look @ O’doyle sitting over there next to my chucky doll nodding in agreement. What a broad. Lol.


*sighs*



Man, i was stare-ing at the moon last night after din-din, and it was disgustingly beautiful, but on the same bus token, eerily reminiscent to something ive seen before.

And no pranktell, turns out that same glow i saw in that planet...

Spoiler

...was the same one i done seen her eyes when we first meeted.






*dodges tomatoes*


*in Uncle jesse voice*



“Hey hey, not the hair, not the hair!”

 

[MollyGalaga]

Coli got me wanting to ask my cousin if she’s a “divestor”

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Was a lite month

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My cousin passed away today. No details but I’m thinking from drugs. He definitely was struggling with addiction.

My prayers and condolences to you and your family.

 

[Pseudonym]

Woman asked me what my maiden name was..


bytch you wanna know what street I grew up on and what city my parents met in? Maybe my high school mascot?



nosy ass heifer

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Zero

Spoiler

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Been watching Martin alot lately


Tichina got me DYING

 

[Strapped]

@Zero

Spoiler

She's eating to good

 

[Strapped]

Woman asked me what my maiden name was..


bytch you wanna know what street I grew up on and what city my parents met in? Maybe my high school mascot?



nosy ass heifer

She wants to do a check on you

 

[Strapped]

Cuz im a betch, ive been watching these tearoh reading videos on youtubes...

She was right about a new love coming into my life, so i venmoed her some letoya ducketts


Any who, im prematurely in love with a person that just camed into my life and now im now having a mariah carey listen-a-thon.


The only other person ive told this to is my cactus plant, O’doyle. She/her/they (its a non binary living organisms/) concurs that she is the one.


Quite frankly, i dont aint got much to give cuz im poor, hideous and unnattractive, but i am wealthy in spirit, vivacious, full of energy, possess the power/personality of a scorned fat chick and ive got a whole lot of love to give (and im an altered beast in the nap sack, rawr).

Even without a calculator, all thats got to count for something. Look @ O’doyle sitting over there next to my chucky doll nodding in agreement. What a broad. Lol.


*sighs*



Man, i was stare-ing at the moon last night after din-din, and it was disgustingly beautiful, but on the same bus token, eerily reminiscent to something ive seen before.

And no pranktell, turns out that same glow i saw in that planet...

Spoiler

...was the same one i done seen her eyes when we first meeted.






*dodges tomatoes*


*in Uncle jesse voice*



“Hey hey, not the hair, not the hair!”

What dafuq did i just read

 

[Strapped]

This girl I used to work with is now pregnant she my homegirl

Did you want to seed it up