Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[The M.I.C.]

 

[N711oir]

I said this before Elon Musk is not his real name and is not who he actually is

I am really kidnapped on a plane

no fakkit elon I don't do cross word puzzles

I enjoy however the entomology of words
a billion dollars can't get this fukktard a decent haircut

And some friends

 

[Zero]

These screwdrivers are hittin

 

[Thelonious Napz]

Vocals are a lil low but other than that... This shyt is fire!

 

[Thelonious Napz]

 

[Yinny]

Some people need to go back to perms

 

[N711oir]

 

[calixprynce]

Tasmanian Devils , I be round a gang of spinners
Im from the Stinc Team , bytch u see its a gang of winners
Real artistic in the booth to paint the picture
While yo bytch got that shyt on her lip , it aint safe to kiss her

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Out of all the men that I’ve loved in my 31 years my 7 month old is the most toxic.

He’s always pulling my weave and trying to snatch my nose ring out.

He screams in my face.

He bites me with his two sharp ass teeth.

He’s always too tired to play after daycare but when I want to rest it’s a problem.

He’s always passing gas and spitting up.

He holds his mouth open when I’m trying to eat and whines until I share.

I try to be mad at him and then he smiles or giggles to change my mood.

And after a whole day of terrorizing me he expects kisses and cuddles.

What’s a girl gotta do to be treated right?

 

[Yinny]

Zoo in coverup after groundhog dropped by de Blasio dies

oh shyt never forget, this retard is a murderer too wow

 

[Yinny]

Was luvbug Starski passing around the love bug? Hip Hop History mystery

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Finally left retail!!! I worked at Marshalls for the fall towards the start of this year. It was fun because there's people my age, but I can't lie, mad people left this job

The problem with a lot of retail jobs is mostly micromanagement and the long hours they give. We didn't have a lot of Karens at the store, thank god hahaha

 

[Yinny]

People are out here watching Sir Elton play live and Bennie and the Jets is my shyt

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Some y’all may call me/ think of me as a kid but I’m not even 22 yet and bihs think I’m 24. I got that masculine frame and facial structure. Few years imma look like this guy till my 40s cuz that’s how light skin gang rolls

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]