Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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hey stalker, why dont you come along and stalk me? Im unstalkable. Dont follow me, fukker. I watch my back. 
yall wont get the drop on me but i will get the drop on yall. Remember that. Im an investigator. 
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
Given your sexual preferences what is we pushing to the limit
Open up the limitPast the point of no return
Reached the top, but still you gotta learn how to keep it
Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
@The Butcher I’m retiring from tlr. You gonna have to hop on gear, ACTUALLY get AESTHETIC, and carry on my torch plz 
I’m leaving the muscle breh Brolic swole breh title to you, make it count, tough shoes to fill
. I’ve seen your body thru pix and I’m not very impressed. What I have, you lack and imma need you to gain some quick. GET HARD!
I’m leaving the muscle breh Brolic swole breh title to you, make it count, tough shoes to fill. I’ve seen your body thru pix and I’m not very impressed. What I have, you lack and imma need you to gain some quick. GET HARD!
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Krisrunner2049
Pretty boi CFO Squirrels Burgers KillaKwuads
You got it in the bag breh
@Obreh Winfrey I know you up and I know you got 20 dollars I can borrow. Don't make me make a scene. Spike Lee and Steven Spielberg ain't got shyt on me....except 20 dollars but you gonna fix that
Given your sexual preferences what is we pushing to the limit
Past the point of no return
Reached the top, but still you gotta learn how to keep it
im lost with what youre saying...
Yinny
I miss LLC Twitter
DOGSET ASKING FOR HANDOUTS FROM CATSET?!@Obreh Winfrey I know you up and I know you got 20 dollars I can borrow. Don't make me make a scene. Spike Lee and Steven Spielberg ain't got shyt on me....except 20 dollars but you gonna fix that
Mymymy
I’m onto y’all!
He owes me that money
Yinny
I miss LLC Twitter
Yinny
I miss LLC Twitter
It’s bonafide Uggs weather! 
I don’t have to get rid of my winter stuff whoooooo
I don’t have to get rid of my winter stuff whoooooo
I head to starbucks this morning, 50 stars in tow, about to get this free coffee, and it's a black woman standing at the door. I head in and she's like "Excuse me do you smoke cigarettes?". No ma'am, sorry. Order my coffee, chit chat with the barista homies and here she comes again "You think you can give me a ride? I only live down Belair Rd" Belair rd stretches from Baltimore city, into the county and crosses into a new county eventually.
I tell her I can't and check my pockets...of course I'm broke, but also frustrated because leave me alone in the morning on free coffee day. I dip off to the ATM across the street, take out $20, pull back up to the Starbucks like SWAT, hand her the money like "Here, please go do what you need to do today".
Her: OMG!! You gotta give me a hug, I had my COVID shot.
Me: I didn't. I have to go, have a good day .
I tell her I can't and check my pockets...of course I'm broke, but also frustrated because leave me alone in the morning on free coffee day. I dip off to the ATM across the street, take out $20, pull back up to the Starbucks like SWAT, hand her the money like "Here, please go do what you need to do today".
Her: OMG!! You gotta give me a hug, I had my COVID shot.
Me: I didn't. I have to go, have a good day .
CreepyMcCreeperson
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This is jokes, but still hilarious
