Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Paradise]

Y'all I have a shopping addiction. I keep telling myself you don't need anymore clothes or shoes yet I keep buying them.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Didn’t wake up a millionaire today, maybe tomorrow

 

[JackRoss]

Tornado? Wtf

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Tornado? Wtf

Lmao I just texted my lil bro too

Mother nature trippin trippin today

 

[letti cook]

im on a streak of having the most vivid, interesting dreams interrupted because i gotta piss and my brain starts shifting the plot to let me know

i appreciate the intelligent design...but damn i'd like to know how some of these joints end...what they mean...something

 

[JackRoss]

Lmao I just texted my lil bro too

Mother nature trippin trippin today

Bruh wtf. Am I suppose to go in the basement? Wtf is this shyt?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Bruh wtf. Am I suppose to go in the basement? Wtf is this shyt?

Get away from the glass, or it’ll be in your ass is what my uncle always told me

Get as far away as possible from windows if shyt gets real

 

[JackRoss]

Get away from the glass, or it’ll be in your ass is what my uncle always told me

Get as far away as possible from windows if shyt gets real

If it gets serious they'll sound that alarm, right? But windows are a no go. Where did this even come from?

 

[Ol’Otis]

their faces - they look computer generated.

Bad lighting

and Tyler Perry is a control freak
And he’s cheap

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If it gets serious they'll sound that alarm, right? But windows are a no go. Where did this even come from?

The alarm was already turned on up north near Wrigley field

It’s a nasty moving storm heading all the way to Virginia apparently and fukking shyt up on its path

 

[JackRoss]

The alarm was already turned on up north near Wrigley field

It’s a nasty moving storm heading all the way to Virginia apparently and fukking shyt up on its path

Hopefully that shyt passed the south burbs then.

 

[Pseudonym]

@RhapSaRiq

I’m #catset but this mutt was gonna get ran over in an intersection

 

[1thouwow]

I don’t have to go to the cookout with my wife and kids bc of the rain

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

@RhapSaRiq

I hate dogs but this mutt was gonna get ran over

Auntie told me that she almost named you Cruella

 

[Pseudonym]

Auntie told me that she almost named you Cruella

Breh I saved a fukkin dog today



Don’t mind my edges, I was just getting some flour from the store and this stank ass mutt decided to play suicide in an intersection and I wasn’t reaaaaadyyyyy