Someone pulled up on me at the gas station acting like they were going to rob me while filling up today. Hopped out their car pulling up on my car, saying give me all your money.
They had a facial covering, could not recognize who it was initially
Pulled the live pump out of my car while filling up, sprayed them with the gas, in the eyes, upper body, etc
Turned out it was an old co worker fukking around, dude was slumped over from gas in his eyes.
He is lucky I did not have a pistol in the small of my back or shyt could and would have ended tragically.
Cursed him out for about 5 mins then talked to him after he washed all the gas out his face, hair, etc