Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I'm gonna send home a note to each parent
"Mr. Rhap says yall children stank"

 

[Rawtid]

How do you think you’re better than someone when you’re a click away though?

Im really ready to cut my hair off again.

 

[calixprynce]

my lil sis apartment burned down so I was putting her in a hotel for a week until renter's insurance get off they ass in TX

booked thru Marriott Bonvoy , pulled up to this boutique hotel and walked thru the 1st sliding doors.

Front Desk Cac said "Im not letting you in here " before I even push the intercom

I think the cac tryna be funny so I just sit there... this mf then said "Im callin the police"

I replied " wtf?! Call em bytch! I'll be waiting "

Long story short, 3 cop cars pull up , take my ID and I show them my phone Marriott app with the reservation booked and everything

2 cops go in and they spend 10 minutes talkin to a manager
Cop come outside and tell me "hey man , I'm sorry for the inconvenience .. but they said the problem is they have no rooms available "

I replied " that's all I needed to hear , G . Yall know wsup "

shyt had my blood boiling , that cac is on my list

 

[Bless't]

Just remembered the banana I took with me to work fell under my passenger seat this morning. I saw it happen and I figured, “I’ll get it later.” I’m once again saying I’ll get it later because I’m already in the couch with a drink in my hand. Somebody remind me tomorrow

Did you get it out the car yet?

 

[letti cook]

 

[Rawtid]

Carlton was rocking!!

 

[duncanthetall]

Did you get it out the car yet?

Lmao I literally just got to my car and sat down at break when I read this. Good lookin out. Banana brown as fukk after just one day sheesh

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

im just playing with you

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I wanna see these nikkas die, die, make they mom feel hella pain

Mami got ‘em


No rapper could impress, man I'm crack right out the jects
You rappin indirect
But it's lookin like a movie shoot
How they sendin all these damn actors at the set

 

[King]

my lil sis apartment burned down so I was putting her in a hotel for a week until renter's insurance get off they ass in TX

booked thru Marriott Bonvoy , pulled up to this boutique hotel and walked thru the 1st sliding doors.

Front Desk Cac said "Im not letting you in here " before I even push the intercom

I think the cac tryna be funny so I just sit there... this mf then said "Im callin the police"

I replied " wtf?! Call em bytch! I'll be waiting "

Long story short, 3 cop cars pull up , take my ID and I show them my phone Marriott app with the reservation booked and everything

2 cops go in and they spend 10 minutes talkin to a manager
Cop come outside and tell me "hey man , I'm sorry for the inconvenience .. but they said the problem is they have no rooms available "

I replied " that's all I needed to hear , G . Yall know wsup "

shyt had my blood boiling , that cac is on my list

See if you can sue. Real talk go over the terms of your booking.

 

[King]

People be sleeping on grocery store food

Eat like a king and can feed a family for less than 20 bucks

Do tell

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[King]

He stayed with that green Royce

Everyone should check out his autobiography

 

[King]

It hurts to see other people living your dream

It cuts deep