Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dwolf]

who wanna me send a savage fenty and nike gift card?
i'll send a thank you rep

 

[Dwolf]

you talking like that and im reading a book about animals taking over the world.

Im a G tho they gone learn

I was thinking about the scene from Jurassic Park when the raptor got the drop on him

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Tenchi® Ryu™ he ballin

Ballin with what



IRS trying to sue me for laughable tax returns right now wasting they time

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Camera lens are the actual devil

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tr0yTV]

who wanna me send a savage fenty and nike gift card?
i'll send a thank you rep

Go study

 

[PortCityProphet]

ballislife on Instagram: He snatched his SOUL @manilove102

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

If anyone texts, calls or sends me an email talking about “happy Valentine’s Day”, I will Fukkin spazz, I swear on everything. Corny day for corny people with the Eurocentric pagan bullshyt. You’re lost - if it takes an official day to represent for that. ONE who you love. Cupid was a curse, not a happy fat baby with a damn bow and arc sharpshooter - lil b*stard was a demon.. And my exes ain’t slick either, talking about “how have you been” trying to set up some shyt with the “what are you doing” m’fer I’m busy ignoring you like I’ve been doing this last couple of years.
this is how my VD will be sent- watching My Bloody Valentine and the 3D version and making brownies

 

[NotaPAWG]

Watch this

so many quoteables

 

[Ol’Otis]

“Who is this?”

“This is Bernard”


“Thee Bernard”


“Yeah what’s the matter with you”


*smack* “homewrecker

 

[iBrowse]

fukkery

 

[The M.I.C.]

I gotta run into k&g on Monday and get a new belt

this one is useless, pants just been falling off my ass all week



going for my second weigh in tomorrow, my stomach is no longer firm like it use to be, straight putty and jello now

can see more of my neck, getting cramps everyday

Body is readjusting to the loss in weight.

Start some type of resistance training as you're losing weight to help with keeping your skin tight as you get slimmer.. This, along with staying hydrated, will help your body naturally find a "taut" shape as the pounds shed ("no loose, jiggly skin").

If you don't want to waste money at a gym..use your own weight to create resistance. Hindu squats and push ups will get you right fairly quick imo.

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Rawtid]

Mfs be single for years but pick this year and date to be heartbroken over being single. Maybe because it’s COVID and feelings are all over the place?