Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Thank you, @Pseudonym

This is literally the first thing that I’ve gotten! I’m excited now and a big water bucket!

 

[Pseudonym]

Thank you, @Pseudonym

This is literally the first thing that I’ve gotten! I’m excited now and a big water bucket!

Awe you’re welcome! I’m gonna send more once you know the sex!!!
You got both pkgs right?

 

[Luke Cage]

The boy I had a HUGE crush on in middle school (like writing his name with little hearts in notebooks and writing my name with his last name crush....grinning from ear to ear whenever I saw him and damn near fainting when he talked to me crush) is serving 16 years for dealing cocaine

You know what i did with the girl i had a crush on in middle school?
I drew bigger t*ts over her yearbook picture .

my parents noticed it years later and was like

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Awe you’re welcome! I’m gonna send more once you know the sex!!!
You got both pkgs right?

Yes ma’am I sure did!!

 

[Pseudonym]

I’ve never met a girl like you before

Of course not

 

[Pseudonym]

Awe you’re welcome! I’m gonna send more once you know the sex!!!
You got both pkgs right?

I hope it’s a girl so I can send tutus!!!!!

 

[Ol’Otis]

Of course not

 

[Zero]

This Bonchon chicken better be fire...I gotta wait a whole damn hour?

 

[Cladyclad]

Not in my years of life has anyone wished me a happy MLK day


I heard people say happy Columbus Day before which is all kinds of fukked up

shyt crazy

where is a MLK cookout or get together man? Or dressing fly for his memory

 

[Hoodoo Child]

...

 

[Rawtid]

Beet, carrot, ginger, and orange this time. I know what it tastes like, but still scared to try it like I don't make the same juices over and over again.

 

[Zero]

This Bonchon chicken better be fire...I gotta wait a whole damn hour?

Well...it was worth it. The soy garlic wings were good, but I didn't expect the spicy ones to be that spicy. Them joints almost caught me slipping. And those seasoned fries?

And they give you a gang of them. Them wings were bigger than I expected too. I'm actually full over here...I'm actually good for the rest of the evening

 

[Rawtid]

Retwisting my daughter's locs and the palm roll is a beast. I'm going to fly through the second half. Thanks youtube!!

 

[The M.I.C.]

“A peaceful transition of military power.” LOL.

These nikkas letting shyt slip out of the bag on national television and y’all nikkas think this massive build up of military power in DC is normal.

Now they’re bringing Patriot missile batteries WITHIN city limits..if you live around the DC area, God help you.

 

[Pseudonym]

Bike ride whooped my ass today

got me sucking on this can of Boost Oxygen like there’s no tomorrow