Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Let us still mourn the fact that we still don't know who the big booty bish in the blue dress at the beginning of Soul Food is

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

She had a motor on them booty cheeks ghat dayum

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Got a haircut and these old ladies eying me like a mf

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Rawtid]

Blew out my hair yesterday for nothing. Hair looking like "power to the people" this morning. And I'm not talking about a clean, well-shaped afro, I'm talking Sam L. Jackson in Unbreakable. It's great, I love it!

 

[Pseudonym]

Drunk ass brother text me 7 pictures of some scrambled eggs he made at 2 am.


I was half asleep so I replied back “Yummy for your Tummy!”


Now he’s probably gonna keep doing it lol

 

[Pseudonym]

KEEP YOUR PORCH LIGHTS AND HEADLIGHTS ON ALL DAY FOR MLK JR

 

[Rawtid]

One of the most difficult parts about being a human being, is other human beings. Especially when your mentalities don’t align and you can’t know how a mf is thinking unless you actually talk to them.

Now I understand why people only prioritize looks, it’s an easier way to decipher.

 

[ORDER_66]

Man I didnt go to work on sunday they told us to take a day off... Now I gotta find a way to make the day up... I'm feeling like some pancakes or something...

 

[Pseudonym]

The boy I had a HUGE crush on in middle school (like writing his name with little hearts in notebooks and writing my name with his last name crush....grinning from ear to ear whenever I saw him and damn near fainting when he talked to me crush) is serving 16 years for dealing cocaine

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Wayans Family are a national treasure

God Bless Them forreal, been supplying us with laughs for the longest

Watching Wayans Bros got me appreciative and shyt lmaoooo

 

[Pseudonym]

It’s tearing up my heart when I’m with you
But when we are apart I feel it too

And no matter what I dooo, I feeeeel the paaaaaiinn...

With or without you

 

[Rawtid]

lol imagine getting away from racist ass America for a better life only to be told you’re gentrifier. Didn’t even know you had the power to do such.

 

[ORDER_66]

Just had a batch of pancakes with milk and diabetic syrup... So good havent had pancakes in a long minute...

 

[Rawtid]

I’m getting comfortable with being wrong on the internet. shyt happens. You say shyt, you get confused, misunderstood, clicked the wrong link, unintentionally offend someone or whatever else. It’s ok with human ass.