Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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I did a drivethrough haunted house with my wife and 5 friends last weekend.
I had to take the benz cuz its the only 7 seater I have (mistake)
One of the workers (in costume), runs up and starts banging on the door and then smears some goop from his hand all over the window.
Yo I was ready to jump out and beat his ass
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
10 years strong and I’m thinking bout cutting next yeari takes so fukkin long to grow dreads... I just wanna give up
it’s been a good run
Could be an ear infection or ruptured ear drum. I hope it’s nothing major.
it's an ear infection
I've been going to the hospital so much, I might as well start picking up shifts
I’ll be your doctor; I clearly know what I’m talking about. Man, it seems like ever since you found out there were multiples, there is an issue every week. I just want easy pregnancies and healthy babies already!! You stressing me out.
He gon learn today!
Why the hell my cat outside???
I cant trust this man with 3 babies
every week.... My body going through itsis
Nah people on the news “mourning” this business, but it’s been struggling for months, raining all week and all of a sudden it caught fire
. When the situation gets dire, set it on fire.
Gawd damm Serena Williams looks fukking disgusting after having that baby
She should be banned from doing commercials
She should be banned from doing commercials
Does every nikka on the coli make 100k a year and volunteer mentoring inner city youths on the weekend?
$150k/yr. Volunteer after work only.Does every nikka on the coli make 100k a year and volunteer mentoring inner city youths on the weekend?
My daughter has bad PMS. She threw up the little breakfast she had and was slumped over at the laptop looking miserable.
I propped her right up like Weekend at Bernies!! Come on let’s get through this virtual school day though.
I propped her right up like Weekend at Bernies!! Come on let’s get through this virtual school day though.
imagine your in a relationship with a women and one days she tells you she wants to pursue a career in comedy
(this wasn't something personal to me, I just noticed a female I follow on twitter veer into this lane and it made me think about it)
(this wasn't something personal to me, I just noticed a female I follow on twitter veer into this lane and it made me think about it)