Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Elle Driver]

I really knocked out for 8 hours

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Pseudonym]

What was Scar's name before he got the scar?

Spoiler

Taka , which means dirt, trash, want in Swahili. Damn, the parents didnt have to do him like that

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Me - (To my daughter) Hurry up out of the bathroom! Your Zoom Meeting is starting.

She runs out of the bathroom and gets in the meeting.

Her - (To her whole class) Sorry I was late! I was pooping!!

Fix it, Jesus.

 

[Pseudonym]

Me - (To my daughter) Hurry up out of the bathroom! Your Zoom Meeting is starting.

She runs out of the bathroom and gets in the meeting.

Her - (To her whole class) Sorry I was late! I was pooping!!

Fix it, Jesus.

Funniest thing I've heard this week!!!!

 

[Pseudonym]

I like the Cuties oranges, but they're too damn small. I've eaten 5 already and still want more

 

[Clay Puppington]

Take too much magnesium and spend 1/3 of the day on the toilet brehs.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[Unknown Poster]

I'm finna be 40 in 4 years.

I am not even afraid to say it any more America is such fukking dysfunctional garbage I'm out of here as soon as possible.

Yo people in this one thread told me not to wear my Yankees hat and Pittsburgh Pirates hats in certain places.

these gang members got more smoke for other black men than white people that are gentrifying their neighborhood.

And we stay wondering why nikkas stay losing.

 

[CW_1991]

Anybody know where I can stream the upcoming UFC fight Saturday night for free? Rather not drop the money to see but I do want to see.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Anybody know where I can stream the upcoming UFC fight Saturday night for free? Rather not drop the money to see but I do want to see.

I'll pm you

 

[CW_1991]

I'll pm you

Bet. Good looking out.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Take me back

 

[Prynce]

I got shyt that weighs on my mind that I feel holds me back but I can’t share with anyone

 

[Prynce]

The joke's on me, I told everyone that you were the one, the joke's on me
And you let them laugh, makin' jokes of me
And I told my exes I'd make you my girl, now the joke is on me
I told the people I love that you were the one, now the joke is on me
Oh, I'm ashamed, joke's on me