Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Elle Driver]

@til november she’s talking tuff but you know she sent our joints priority right?

I’m broke.

 

[Elle Driver]

How the fukk can I have a package shipped from New York City on Monday to Houston and it gets sent to Austin then transferred to Houston. I probably won't be getting my package until Monday!

If it’s USPS you can get it by tomorrow but yeah that’s that dumb shyt they do.

 

[richaveli83]

If it’s USPS you can get it by tomorrow but yeah that’s that dumb shyt they do.

Yeah it's USPS.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[letti cook]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

@Judo @Tenchi® Ryu™ @The M.I.C. @Buckeye Fever @The Hierophant @TheLostOnes

That’s not how I was expecting that to go

 

[Panther]

I feel like we dated the same woman

 

[86\*/98]

Speaking of fluidity, it’s really unsettling when I run into a flipper from back in the day who’s now well adjusted and or conservative. Like, congratulations on getting your life together sis but I still feel bad for the brother who wifes you thinking he getting something with low mileage.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[Zero]

Following the delivery of whatever you're tracking has to be the worst technological development in quite some time.

I'm sitting in here looking at my packages being like 2 streets away like because my stop won't be for about another hour

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Demon kid number two already tricking her mom into not going to school I said why you not doing school work demon kid number one told me demon number two said her leg hurt I said what ya leg gotta do with you being on the computer You using the tablet perfectly fine


Bad ass kids

 

[Starski]

 

[Pseudonym]

My sister is giving me one of her teacup Yorkie puppies....can I be #bothset

Nvm: we are gonna give it to my Granny

 

[Ol’Otis]

Will you be mine?

 

[Pseudonym]

Will you be mine?

somebody come get their man!