Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Is she retarded?

She a wench by the look of it

Look at her twitter header

 

[Judo]

I played a few with my mom but she’s now blocked on Messenger. Sure. And welcome to IPhone gang!

OK. Send your number via PM.

@Barnett114

Just got into it with some Bridgeport nikkas getting back to base

they surrounding the joint like they want some action

supervisor called police but I got action in the trunk if they want it

You got me on Speed Dial. You know I'm with the shyts if anything going down.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Time is money
See how I covered myself there

it’s cuz I’m light on my feet

Naw that recovery was trash

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Wayans Bros. Quotes:

Sheila: Let me show you how to churn butter,Marlon. All you do is take this here stick and move it up and down.

*Marlon moves it up and down like he's masturbating*

Marlon: Hey this is pretty easy.

Sheila: Dayum cousin! It look like you been doin' that your whole life!

*Later, Marlon is asleep by the butter churner*

Sheila: Good job, Marlon, can you go again?

Marlon: Damn baby, who do you think I am, Superman? No wonder your husband left your behind.

Shawn: I don't know about you, but I ain't eatin that butter

This episode is on right now and this scene just went off

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

BS you cook on your own

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Ain't you that nikka that voluntarily ate spam? I could've saved you a copay and told you that

Spam is healthy tho

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

OK. Send your number via PM.


You got me on Speed Dial. You know I'm with the shyts if anything going down.

Bring some Ammo

 

[Judo]

 

[Judo]

Bring some Ammo

 

[Ol’Otis]

This episode is on right now and this scene just went off

Shawn: "you think you buff cause you gotta lot of jackets on"

Shawn: "get outta here with that Kirk Franklin suit on (are you wit me!)"

Robber: "now get on yo knees"
Marlon: "aye breh you cute and all but i dont get down like that"
Robber: *points gun*
Marlon: "looks like ima be getting down today"

 

[Barnett114]

nikkas pissing me the fukk off on here

 

[Judo]

Shawn: "you think you buff cause you gotta jackets on"

Shawn: "get outta here with that Kirk Franklin suit on (are you wit me!)"

Robber: "now get on yo knees"
Marlon: "aye breh you cute and all but i dont get down like that"
Robber: *points gun*
Marlon: "looks like ima be getting down today"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Shawn: "you think you buff cause you gotta jackets on"

Shawn: "get outta here with that Kirk Franklin suit on (are you wit me!)"

Robber: "now get on yo knees"
Marlon: "aye breh you cute and all but i dont get down like that"
Robber: *points gun*
Marlon: "looks like ima be getting down today"

the bank robbery scene

 

[Ol’Otis]

the bank robbery scene

he was screaming

 

[Gully Bull]

nikkas pissing me the fukk off on here

Just start bushing people what’s the worst that can happen?

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