Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[BigE214]

One of my best female friends tried hooking me up with her friend and I was against it from the start but she gave the girl my number and we've been communicating and seeing each other for a couple of weeks now.

Ion know how to tell her "this ain't it." kinda fukked up cause she's sweet, thoughtful, attentive and willing to go beyond and we just started talking. Got her own house, pushes a lil body Benz and still has her track body.

She not fukking and she's only 5ft though. I wish I wasn't so shallow

 

[Elle Driver]

No more p*ssy eating for me.... With all these herpity herp hoes all around me.

You messing with hoes ?

 

[Dwolf]

One of my best female friends tried hooking me up with her friend and I was against it from the start but she gave the girl my number and we've been communicating and seeing each other for a couple of weeks now.

Ion know how to tell her "this ain't it." kinda fukked up cause she's sweet, thoughtful, attentive and willing to go beyond and we just started talking. Got her own house, pushes a lil body Benz and still has her track body.

She not fukking and she's only 5ft though. I wish I wasn't so shallow

 

[Bawon Samedi]

You messing with hoes ?

Hell no... lol. Found out this chick who I was flirting with has the herp derp. Didnt kiss her or anything, But now if I date a chick I'm more paranoid now.

 

[Elle Driver]

Hell no... lol. Found out this chick who I was flirting with has the herp derp. Didnt kiss her or anything, But now if I date a chick I'm more paranoid now.

Get them hoes tested breh you wildin

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Get them hoes tested breh you wildin

I will...

 

[TheLostOnes]

One of my best female friends tried hooking me up with her friend and I was against it from the start but she gave the girl my number and we've been communicating and seeing each other for a couple of weeks now.

Ion know how to tell her "this ain't it." kinda fukked up cause she's sweet, thoughtful, attentive and willing to go beyond and we just started talking. Got her own house, pushes a lil body Benz and still has her track body.

She not fukking and she's only 5ft though. I wish I wasn't so shallow

Be shallow brehs

Fred

 

[Turk]

I had met this one chick online and for the longest I thought she was a catfish. Some of her pictures were kinda catfish-esque and she always had an excuse when I wanted to video call her but today we finally did it and she look even better than what I had seen in pics. I'm still legit shook

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I’m tired of being patient and understanding. I’m ready to be the irrational, impatient, picky broad that no one likes but also no one crosses.

 

[TheLostOnes]

 

[DragonKnight]

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Baddest young blk joints work at Popeyes, Chick Fil-A, or Chipotle, ijs ​

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

 

[Him]

Bruh I’m tired of selling phones, retail sucks, commission sucks.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]