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SATAN

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There's this Mexican chick that goes to my gym. She's very slim and she's always doing very intense workouts. She's got all kinds of extra equipment like leg bands that she brings to use in her workout.

I'm in the gym 5-6 days a week, sometimes my workouts are 2 hours long, and she's STILL in the gym more than me. When I come into the gym, she's there. When I get done and leave, she's still working out.

She seems unapproachable so I've never talked to her. i was on a machine and she walked past me, so I checked her out a lil bit.

I thought to myself, she's cute but she ain't got no ass.

And it's so fukked up, I just busted out laughing at myself. This woman put in an insane amount of hard work to be healthy, and all I'm worried about is the size of her azz.
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I gotta do better. Being superficial has been my downfall since forever
 

iBrowse

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I've always said...if you gon get me to pawg....I'm picky with my pawgin....

I gotta be able to ponder for 5 mins if she got some black in her

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That gentlemen...is what we call well done pawgin

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Regine Hunter

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Yeah but they're also two bright young men who need like minds in their circle. I'd hate to see them be pulled under by depression and apathy. Brother hood is necessary for black men. Maybe even Bromances. :dame:
What I meant was they already cool...
 

Boujee Bonita Braxton

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When I finally get all that I’ve prayed for I’m going to look back on now and be so appreciative.

You can’t truly appreciate how pleasurable something is if you didn’t have to endure pain to achieve it.

I’m letting this pain go....little by little.
 

The M.I.C.

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I do not fear dying; a man's fear of death will cause him to transgress against his neighbor, nature and his god, he makes himself abominable to all by his selfishness and he condemns his soul by being reckless.

Gather to yourself heaps of gold and silver, young man and I'll burn it up before you; I'll ground up your prosperity into a fine dust. I'll give you the tender eyed woman, the one whom you've always desired and I'll make her words drip like honey but extremely
bitter to taste and I'll make her an enemy to your household and your children forever. I'll remove the earrings, the jewels and the apparel altogether and make you naked before your friends so that they mock you openly. I'll make you barefoot and I'll make the dirt of the Earth your covering, the proud voice will go silent and you will not store your worth any longer in tangible things.

You have bowed your head in tears cause of the wounds, your family does not hear nor care for your howling and the sun flees from you to deny you it's warmth and light. Ah, young man and a friend of mine..though you are impoverished, your bones are broken and you have chased after death you will not fall away like your peers. By overcoming the trials, you will become stronger than bars of iron..by overcoming the pain, your will stand up as a creature of spirit rather than of flesh.
 
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