Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Paradise]

Maybe have a subject in mind that interest you both

Trust me Ive tried. I talk about everything from work, music, to the crisis in Sudan. I'm like maybe I'm boring. I don't know...

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Not even 50 would do something like that.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Heaven and Hell, the duality.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Me at the moment

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Only 12 more minutes to go

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'd be out here lying
If I say I didn't need your time
I don't know what its gonna take for you
I just can't be out here waiting too
You do this every time
Almost made me hit your line
I don't wanna waste your time
I just wanna cross your mind

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Once I get that p*ssy I am gracious
Imma call a Uber...I can't take her
If she can't take dikk then Imma sway her
She think cause we fukking Imma date her
She know that I don't hate her
The way I beat it up she think I hate her
When she let me taste her
Baby where you going I won't chase ya

 

[Neuromancer]

Humans are the scariest monsters I know.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Last time we had sex, girl it was decent
This time girl I think I need a threesome
I know a freak soon as I see one
If you not a freak you finna be one

 

[Neuromancer]

RAIN MAAAKKKKKEEERRR

 

[Atlrocafella]

As I get older... Having conversations with the opposite sex bore me to death.

Take my advice men of the coli and step up your general conversation skills. Women appreciate a man that can hold a conversation... Well at least I do.

Asking someone what they are doing every 10 minutes doesn't count as a conversation.

Sometimes I literally dread texting... I guess because I grew up during the time where people actually called each other and talked for hours. I miss that...

I hate being on the phone myself. I like to link up with people in person over drinks/food. I get the best convos like that.

 

[Neuromancer]

My girl has made me realize how annoying dating was.