Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Ol’Otis]

Let’s make sex on the clouds

And make the stars and moon happy

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

As I get older... Having conversations with the opposite sex bore me to death.

Take my advice men of the coli and step up your general conversation skills. Women appreciate a man that can hold a conversation... Well at least I do.

Asking someone what they are doing every 10 minutes doesn't count as a conversation.

Sometimes I literally dread texting... I guess because I grew up during the time where people actually called each other and talked for hours. I miss that...

Yea that’s cool and all but



What you doing

 

[Crude]

This show Yellowstone with Kevin Costner has some potential I'm just on episode 1.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Up on the north side finish up my shift on Clark street, near these stank ass Cubs

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

https://www.instagram.com/swallowthisshyt/

She be having glorious ass titty meats on Snapchat....but her Twitter is atrocious, unreadable bird talk all day. Stare at her titties not her words

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Just saw my ex's best friend profiles on tinder and Bumble



I super swiped on tinder


My ex use to tell me how she was always talking bout she wanted a man who looked just like me

 

[Neuromancer]

Thunder for breakfast. Son 100 suns in under a second.

 

[Neuromancer]

That thread is sad as shyt. How would someone tell you you're too ugly to date anyone?

 

[Prynce]

On an existential journey are we?

I've been on one for about a year lol

I'm trying to understand myself and this world

 

[Neuromancer]

I've been on one for about a year lol

I'm trying to understand myself and this world

Good on you, young man. You should read Sartre.

 

[The M.I.C.]

As I get older... Having conversations with the opposite sex bore me to death.

Take my advice men of the coli and step up your general conversation skills. Women appreciate a man that can hold a conversation... Well at least I do.

Asking someone what they are doing every 10 minutes doesn't count as a conversation.

Sometimes I literally dread texting... I guess because I grew up during the time where people actually called each other and talked for hours. I miss that...

Social media has also, for the most part, blunted the ability for people to talk directly with depth. I still time to time will test out my skill by randomly provoking people into conversations if possible.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Work is done

Food truck festival here I come

 

[Dwolf]

As I get older... Having conversations with the opposite sex bore me to death.

Take my advice men of the coli and step up your general conversation skills. Women appreciate a man that can hold a conversation... Well at least I do.

Asking someone what they are doing every 10 minutes doesn't count as a conversation.

Sometimes I literally dread texting... I guess because I grew up during the time where people actually called each other and talked for hours. I miss that...

Maybe have a subject in mind that interest you both

 

[The M.I.C.]

I've been on one for about a year lol

I'm trying to understand myself and this world

Forget the world..you'll drive yourself insane trying to fit all the pieces together.

Even if you wanted to indulge in the world's mysteries..you couldn't do it without having the knowledge of knowing who you are as a man first. A soldier doesn't go out to war without weapons and provisions..get yourself a sword to fight, a shield to defend, a helmet to protect the mind and a breastplate to shield the heart.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]