The romantic comedy aspect of Hitch tried to get in the way of the factual information Will was spitting on women.
Want to understand women as best as possible? Do what Hitch did before Eva Mendes fukked his head up.
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Somebody on Reddit actually wrote the shyt down
Hella useful tho
- No woman wakes up, saying “God, I hope I DON’T get swept off my feet today.”
- Now, she might say “this is not a great time for me” or “I just need some space”....but what she’s
really saying is “get away from me, NOW,” or possibly, “try harder, stupid.” But which one is it?
- 60% of all communication is non-verbal, body language. 30% is your tone. So that means 90% of what you’re saying, it ain’t coming out of your mouth.
- Of course she’s going to lie to you. She’s a nice person. She doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What else is she going to say? She doesn’t even know you...yet.
- just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn’t know what she wants until she sees it.
- No matter what/when/who, any man can sweep any woman off her feet — you just need the right broom.