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Tenchi Ryu

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Who has a purse?
Everybody got a purse, shyt I got a man purse somewhere in my closet
Smh. This is why you’re single. Ain’t nobody trying to be your damn maid and chef.
I deserve it

:Iseeyoumama:

I don’t even need much to be cleaned...at all really. A nikka just need a co-signer once in a while
 

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Whatever happened with that dude you was feeling. You was gushing up in here then went quiet on it

I haven’t dated someone in a minute, like over 3 years now. Lol I have a crush on my coworker, but I don’t follow up on crushes, just admire from afar.
 

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I haven’t dated someone in a minute, like over 3 years now. Lol I have a crush on my coworker, but I don’t follow up on crushes, just admire from afar.
He prolly trying to wax it and don’t even know you feeling him.

:lebrondamson:

Do a lil “accidental” bump into him one day...while letting them thangs be seen. He’ll take it from there
 

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There are a few different types of women farters:

The "Oops, I'm so sorry!" farter

The on purpose "Mmm hmm....Smmmellit" farter

The respectful, "I never fart in front of anybody but God" farter

The honest "Girrrrrrl, them chilli beans" farter


1, 2 and 4 I can work with

If she 3 she scams credit cards and social security numbers
 
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