Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

These feminists are a joke. My homeboy got wrote up at work for loosening his belt right before he entered the restroom.

 

[ORDER_66]

Just made my medical appointment for my Medical Examiners Certificate tomorrow... Just a bit more and once I pass this last CDL test I'm in like Flynn!!!
Also just waiting to get back my MTA test results...

 

[phcitywarrior]

I need a new mattress...my current one is too soft and I'm out here wrecking my lower back

My uncle used to work at Mattress Firm around the time they merged with Sleepy's. He was hooking dudes up for the low.
He could get you a $800 retail mattress for like $100

The mattress game was flooded with cheap work and I passed up on it

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I’m here for my little old Asian nurse named Jermaine.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Got a warning for my fukked up attendance for the past few weeks



This new schedule has been fukking trash. Start 2 hours earlier and still getting home around the same time

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

These feminists are a joke. My homeboy got wrote up at work for loosening his belt right before he entered the restroom.

Not a funny situation at all but I just laughed out loud at work picturing that

 

[Rawtid]

When is someone going to make a “cooler container” for chapstick so you can leave it in the car in the summer?

 

[iBrowse]

I hate that I can't think straight when I want to slam ass :cotdammit:.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When is someone going to make a “cooler container” for chapstick so you can leave it in the car in the summer?

Leave chapstick in the car when you have a purse brehettes

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

These hoes are slaves to attention


Straight puppet mastering bytches



If only being in a relationship was as easy as being single

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If only being in a relationship was as easy as being single

That shyt skressful

Then again being single been annoying as fukk too.

I need a way to get some sex without paying and a home cook meal, while giving bare minimum in return.

This is hard as hell when you not fine

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

God damn Josh Jackson is a dumbass

Be asshurt cause you ain’t got enough clout to get into VIP and then be a stupider dumbass and run from the cops who arresting you for acting like a fool for not getting into VIP

Clout chasing is the fall of mankind, calling it now. This is why being a perverted xbox playing mellow and chill person is the way to live brehs

 

[Rawtid]

Leave chapstick in the car when you have a purse brehettes

Who has a purse?

 

[Rawtid]

That shyt skressful

Then again being single been annoying as fukk too.

I need a way to get some sex without paying and a home cook meal, while giving bare minimum in return.

This is hard as hell when you not fine

Smh. This is why you’re single. Ain’t nobody trying to be your damn maid and chef.

 

[The ADD]

Smh. This is why you’re single. Ain’t nobody trying to be your damn maid and chef.

#harsh