Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[DrunkenNovice]

Are you alone, if he ain't around pick up your phone

 

[PortCityProphet]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

So my job decided to move the nikka that always comes to work with body odor’s desk beside mine today.

I couldn’t even finish my snack.

He smells of straight mustiness and ass. I’ve been gagging all day.

I feel bad because he’s nice and he is obviously a hard working man. He literally leaves his overnight security job and comes straight in to work with us.

Three different Supervisors have had “The Talk” with him but it’s only getting worse.

Then he had the nerve to tell me that I “smelled so good” today. It took everything in me not to say that I wish I could say the same about him.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

So my job decided to move the nikka that always comes to work with body odor’s desk beside mine today.

I couldn’t even finish my snack.

He smells of straight mustiness and ass. I’ve been gagging all day.

I feel bad because he’s nice and he is obviously a hard working man. He literally leaves his overnight security job and comes straight in to work with us.

Three different Supervisors have had “The Talk” with him but it’s only getting worse.

Then he had the nerve to tell me that I “smelled so good” today. It took everything in me not to say that I wish I could say the same about him.

Get some air freshener and spray it as frequently as possible. He'll get the message eventually

 

[Ol’Otis]

So my job decided to move the nikka that always comes to work with body odor’s desk beside mine today.

I couldn’t even finish my snack.

He smells of straight mustiness and ass. I’ve been gagging all day.

I feel bad because he’s nice and he is obviously a hard working man. He literally leaves his overnight security job and comes straight in to work with us.

Three different Supervisors have had “The Talk” with him but it’s only getting worse.

Then he had the nerve to tell me that I “smelled so good” today. It took everything in me not to say that I wish I could say the same about him.

he's going to ask you out one day

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Halsey sing like she constipated

 

[MollyGalaga]

Nicole

 

[Mac Brown]

So my job decided to move the nikka that always comes to work with body odor’s desk beside mine today.

I couldn’t even finish my snack.

He smells of straight mustiness and ass. I’ve been gagging all day.

I feel bad because he’s nice and he is obviously a hard working man. He literally leaves his overnight security job and comes straight in to work with us.

Three different Supervisors have had “The Talk” with him but it’s only getting worse.

Then he had the nerve to tell me that I “smelled so good” today. It took everything in me not to say that I wish I could say the same about him.

Your co worker

 

[Mac Brown]

@The5thLetter

Could I photograph you similar to these below?

If I remember you have a pretty face

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

he's going to ask you out one day

I’ll be sure to smile sweetly as I decline.

Your co worker

Correct.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

And another one.....

Why do all the Men in my life suddenly want to drive trucks? Y’all are making my nerves bad. @Rarely-Wrong Liggins

 

[Ol’Otis]

Every time I listen to No Ordinary Love by Sade I start crying

Hate loving these bytches

 

[Mac Brown]

Every time I listen to No Ordinary Love by Sade I start crying

Hate loving these bytches

 

[Ol’Otis]

Never

 

[god shamgod]

I put way too much crushed red pepper on this pizza :goatcry: mouth feelin like right now