Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

Mexicans be at McDonalds like "Let me get an order of shecannnogats"

 

[PortCityProphet]

you can watch how to apply an enema on youtube raw and uncut

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

So if you got Spotify premium you know get Hulu for free, my bank account bout to breathe a lil bit more.

 

[DPresidential]

A quantum experiment suggests there’s no such thing as objective reality

@Jayrose3

 

[DPresidential]

I’m in a new department and it seems like people come in when they feel like it. Including my supervisor.

Wait...

Where do you work. This is LITERALLY my lucky ass situation right now.

 

[MMA]

When you read through TLR first page and just see a pile of fukkery.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Knew I shouldn't have allowed my contractor to send someone else, he keeps trying to change the price

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Mac Brown]

A few of my knives

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

I’ve never heard a non black person use the word trifling

I couldn’t even imagine a cac saying it

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

So if you got Spotify premium you know get Hulu for free, my bank account bout to breathe a lil bit more.

Why don't you just download the albums you want to hear and stream the shows you wanna see? -- It's literally a Google search away.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

kinda look like a sexy (no ).

 

[Regine Hunter]

I need someone to remind me to take my ass to the gym tonight.

 

[Mac Brown]

I need someone to remind me to take my ass to the gym tonight.

Take yo ass to the gym tonight

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I need someone to remind me to take my ass to the gym tonight.