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Jimmy Two-Times™

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I once had haemorrhoids and bled all over my bed sheets like a broad on her period.

I dont wish haemorrhoids on my worst enemy.

When it happened it sounded as well as felt like a burst balloon filled with water butt I paid it no mind because I thought that couldnt be my arsehole.

Well I was wrong, what happened next was blood leaking from my arsehole for the next 6 weeks.

Some days I didnt eat because I didnt wanna putt my butt through the emotions.

The end.
 

Tenchi Ryu

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I like your picture
I keep it with your letter
Done up in blueprint blue
It sure looks good on you
And when you smile for the camera
I know I'll love you better

Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
 

Tenchi Ryu

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See the money made me leave her ..
No, the hustle made me leave her ..
All the crime made me leave her ..
Ways to die made me leave her ..
And i still can't believe her ..
And she said she couldn't neither ..
And i didn't wanna flee her ..
I still, I still wanna be yours..
 
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