Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rhapscallion Démone]

That dude is lying because in 1984 Michael Jackson was transitioning into a Puerto Rican so he didn't need no damn shoe polish for no dance contest.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Too.. Many.. Males...

 

[2stainz]

so..this is where the smiley comes from

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[2stainz]

I'm on a 1st date with who I think may be my future wife


She look like a early 2000s Alicia Keys
Delta
No kids




How I'm catching feelings like this

:muttonchops: my congrats brehman, may we all be as lucky

 

[Ol’Otis]

nikka please if you don't stoppppppp!





someones gonna lay in ur home


this is a warning

 

[Ol’Otis]

i had a tuna sandwich for breakfast @Boujee Bonita Braxton







*ends message*

 

[Ol’Otis]

when the conversations are getting shorter



its getting longer with somebody else

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

when the conversations are getting shorter



its getting longer with somebody else

Damn

 

[Ol’Otis]

Damn

fukk love

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

We all going to super bowl parties tonight or naw?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

:muttonchops: my congrats brehman, may we all be as lucky

I'm seeing her again today

I told her I was boycotting the super bowl cause of how the NFL robbed us (the Saints)

And she said she wanted to keep me company
So we gone go out while the rest of America at home watching the game

Last night she asked if I ever had a hand massage

I was like


"Wtf is a hand massage"


She fukked around and made every bone in my hands pop
shyt felt like electric currents were going thru my upper body




I kissed her over and over and it tasted like coconut and cocaine

 

[PortCityProphet]

Gotta post this with a pic of the whip

 

[TheLostOnes]

You must of saw this from my likes