Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Petty Crocker]

Trick or Treat

 

[Rawtid]

-I fail horribly at being a good person, which means karma stays coming and luck is nonexistent. I've accepted my fate and I'm not trying to be a good person anymore.

-My manager is special. I'm going to have to guide her on how to manage me properly. The way she's going about it, isn't working. I'll have to talk with her. I'm not these content elderlies you're used to dealing with.

 

[JDH]

MY YE IS DIFFERENT TO YOUR YE

 

[Rawtid]

I have a crush on my friend's cousin. He is so handsome.

 

[315]

"Joe Louis 137 years old, 137 years old!"

 

[Mac Brown]

I have a crush on my friend's cousin. He is so handsome.

You need to hit him with this mating dance so he know its real!

 

[Rawtid]

You need to hit him with this mating dance so he know its real!

LMAO!! That's how you pull them? I've learned that "crushes" are best enjoyed from afar...or at the bar. I did press my breasts up on him when I gave him a hug.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

This just spoke magic to my dikk

HA, that’s my homeboy. Knew him from college, first dude who ever lifeted me up (no sex) as an 20+ year old.

 

[Neuromancer]

Anyone hear about the Lynching of the son of a Ferguson activist?

 

[BigMan]

HA, that’s my homeboy. Knew him from college, first dude who ever lifeted me up (no sex) as an 20+ year old.

You a big girl?

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Happy Holloweeeen mothafukkas!

 

[nose hair]

 

[TheLostOnes]

My chocolate craving and sweet tooth chose the wrong day to act up. I'm back in fitness mode but I can't help indulge my cravings

 

[Mac Brown]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

[Dwolf]

You need to hit him with this mating dance so he know its real!

Bruh, tell me theres a video to this