I bought myself a pinky ring because I'm married to myself. I'm 30 now and I don't see myself dating one person for too long. People ain't loyal and my fearful avoidant attachment style prevents me from investing in romantic relationships. I get tired of fukking a girl before I fukk her and nowadays I'm too cool for a girlfriend. Girls make my dikk hard occasionally but none have made my heart beat in 5 years. I've fukked with a lot of girls, enough girls to lose count. I like fukking girls and hanging out a bit, but they play too much for me to rely on them for anything.
It's pinky ring till I get a wedding ring from here on out.