Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Samson
Wholesome Black Man
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Getting that female attention yall desire ain't that difficult brehs, just gotta know how to bait.
Lemme put yall on game for a lil sec.
Now you wanna bump the whip a lil bit because that's basic attention whoring 101, you need this to start off. What you play determines on the demographic you trying to whip, thats why old heads stay bumping shyt like Frankie Beverly and Gap band. Whats hot on the streets now is that Drake cut with Ty Dolla Sign, shyt hella smoove.
Anyway, make sure the whip is clean and classy. Now I said clean and classy, not necessarily expensive looking. I get more heads turned my way at a 2016 Kia that's clean
Than these nikkas in the beat up dirty ass impala or pontiac that got rims on
Even if you got that Ford Focus, look at that shyt when clean brehs
Remember being clean is what's important here, not dusty looking.
Now here is probably the most important part.
Look like you just came from work. Dead serious....
So when you hop out the whip, be on that just got off the clock swag...this is where Blue Collar brehs get an advantage since we usually gotta be on some uniform shyt but white collar brehs can get it on it too. Ya boy be on that bus driver swag looking like
Now you dun just indirectly told them feminine hormones in the cut that you focused, responsible and steadily employed.
Mutiple years of research has shown that specfically AFTER work is when this shyt works best, not before or during work if you in the company car...Iunno why I didn't write the rules...but anyway....
My nikka you dun already put the eggs in the skillet at this point....just don't burn the eggs now
This all assume you at least a 6 out of 10 tho, I can't help you if you 4 status
I ain't even in the game no mo and its this simple....I need to write a book
This mixture of clean whip + I-gotta-job-itis + Doing casual off work shyt like grocery shopping for some reason of the gods is what gets you through the door
:jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang:
For all you Walmart and McDonalds ass nikkas, take off the noticeable ass branded shirt and put on a white polo, don't ask questions just do it and continue to follow the procedure.
:jbdreadsgang:
Lemme put yall on game for a lil sec.
Now you wanna bump the whip a lil bit because that's basic attention whoring 101, you need this to start off. What you play determines on the demographic you trying to whip, thats why old heads stay bumping shyt like Frankie Beverly and Gap band. Whats hot on the streets now is that Drake cut with Ty Dolla Sign, shyt hella smoove.
Anyway, make sure the whip is clean and classy. Now I said clean and classy, not necessarily expensive looking. I get more heads turned my way at a 2016 Kia that's clean
Than these nikkas in the beat up dirty ass impala or pontiac that got rims on
Even if you got that Ford Focus, look at that shyt when clean brehs
Remember being clean is what's important here, not dusty looking.
Now here is probably the most important part.
Look like you just came from work. Dead serious....
So when you hop out the whip, be on that just got off the clock swag...this is where Blue Collar brehs get an advantage since we usually gotta be on some uniform shyt but white collar brehs can get it on it too. Ya boy be on that bus driver swag looking like
Now you dun just indirectly told them feminine hormones in the cut that you focused, responsible and steadily employed.
Mutiple years of research has shown that specfically AFTER work is when this shyt works best, not before or during work if you in the company car...Iunno why I didn't write the rules...but anyway....
My nikka you dun already put the eggs in the skillet at this point....just don't burn the eggs now
This all assume you at least a 6 out of 10 tho, I can't help you if you 4 status
I ain't even in the game no mo and its this simple....I need to write a book
This mixture of clean whip + I-gotta-job-itis + Doing casual off work shyt like grocery shopping for some reason of the gods is what gets you through the door
:jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang:
For all you Walmart and McDonalds ass nikkas, take off the noticeable ass branded shirt and put on a white polo, don't ask questions just do it and continue to follow the procedure.
:jbdreadsgang:
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
"Caught between the pushes of today and pulls of tomorrow, knowing that greatness only appears in one time period"
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MollyGalaga
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why i gotta have this syndrome man its coming back out in full forceim tryna quit smoking weed but weed actually helps with that shyt
fukk america man, I can't win for losing
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I can tell I'm fat cause when I see food art like this I immediately think "how is that supposed to make me full"
:denzelcuttingup:
I bet the person who put this dish together expect 4 people to share this
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Depend on where you live atGetting that female attention yall desire ain't that difficult brehs, just gotta know how to bait.
Lemme put yall on game for a lil sec.
Now you wanna bump the whip a lil bit because that's basic attention whoring 101, you need this to start off. What you play determines on the demographic you trying to whip, thats why old heads stay bumping shyt like Frankie Beverly and Gap band. Whats hot on the streets now is that Drake cut with Ty Dolla Sign, shyt hella smoove.
Anyway, make sure the whip is clean and classy. Now I said clean and classy, not necessarily expensive looking. I get more heads turned my way at a 2016 Kia that's clean
Than these nikkas in the beat up dirty ass impala or pontiac that got rims on
Even if you got that Ford Focus, look at that shyt when clean brehs
Remember being clean is what's important here, not dusty looking.
Now here is probably the most important part.
Look like you just came from work. Dead serious....
So when you hop out the whip, be on that just got off the clock swag...this is where Blue Collar brehs get an advantage since we usually gotta be on some uniform shyt but white collar brehs can get it on it too. Ya boy be on that bus driver swag looking like
Now you dun just indirectly told them feminine hormones in the cut that you focused, responsible and steadily employed.
Mutiple years of research has shown that specfically AFTER work is when this shyt works best, not before or during work if you in the company car...Iunno why I didn't write the rules...but anyway....
My nikka you dun already put the eggs in the skillet at this point....just don't burn the eggs now
This all assume you at least a 6 out of 10 tho, I can't help you if you 4 status
I ain't even in the game no mo and its this simple....I need to write a book
This mixture of clean whip + I-gotta-job-itis + Doing casual off work shyt like grocery shopping for some reason of the gods is what gets you through the door
:jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang:
For all you Walmart and McDonalds ass nikkas, take off the noticeable ass branded shirt and put on a white polo, don't ask questions just do it and continue to follow the procedure.
:jbdreadsgang:
These bytches around here love dusty nikkas
Be a nice guy, Yamchehs.
Getting that female attention yall desire ain't that difficult brehs, just gotta know how to bait.
Lemme put yall on game for a lil sec.
Now you wanna bump the whip a lil bit because that's basic attention whoring 101, you need this to start off. What you play determines on the demographic you trying to whip, thats why old heads stay bumping shyt like Frankie Beverly and Gap band. Whats hot on the streets now is that Drake cut with Ty Dolla Sign, shyt hella smoove.
Anyway, make sure the whip is clean and classy. Now I said clean and classy, not necessarily expensive looking. I get more heads turned my way at a 2016 Kia that's clean
Than these nikkas in the beat up dirty ass impala or pontiac that got rims on
Even if you got that Ford Focus, look at that shyt when clean brehs
Remember being clean is what's important here, not dusty looking.
Now here is probably the most important part.
Look like you just came from work. Dead serious....
So when you hop out the whip, be on that just got off the clock swag...this is where Blue Collar brehs get an advantage since we usually gotta be on some uniform shyt but white collar brehs can get it on it too. Ya boy be on that bus driver swag looking like
Now you dun just indirectly told them feminine hormones in the cut that you focused, responsible and steadily employed.
Mutiple years of research has shown that specfically AFTER work is when this shyt works best, not before or during work if you in the company car...Iunno why I didn't write the rules...but anyway....
My nikka you dun already put the eggs in the skillet at this point....just don't burn the eggs now
This all assume you at least a 6 out of 10 tho, I can't help you if you 4 status
I ain't even in the game no mo and its this simple....I need to write a book
This mixture of clean whip + I-gotta-job-itis + Doing casual off work shyt like grocery shopping for some reason of the gods is what gets you through the door
:jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang::jbdreadsgang:
For all you Walmart and McDonalds ass nikkas, take off the noticeable ass branded shirt and put on a white polo, don't ask questions just do it and continue to follow the procedure.
:jbdreadsgang:
My fraud ass brother has been finessing my deceased father's estate unbeknownst to my siblings and I AND using our names and false information to do it. My friend hipped me to an estate search for Maryland that I didn't know about, so I decided to look up my father's name and was surprised to see recent activity on it. He's been dead over 12 years! The activity is listed out by rows, documents associated and a brief summary of what the documents are. Imagine my surprise when I see my name along with the words "change of address". Ordered copies and the MF been using false addresses for my siblings and I, then lying about distributing payments he's been receiving for an asbestos case because my father was a longshoreman. I'm heading to the register of wills this morning to sort this out. I'm nervous and afraid at the same time.