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Chick is still inhaling everything under the sun...like I'm disgusted

How you have a Apple fritter, donut, and cranberry juice soon as you wake up. Three pieces of turkey bacon and chips 20 minutes later, a sausage slathered in mayo and another donut an hour later :huhldup:
:russ:

I just made my girl and her 2 roommates and 1 friend whose over breakfast
Downing food like they had no home training

Complimenting my chef game with their mouths filled with food, watching a piece of egg fly :francis:
 

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The Weeknd sleeping on some of these samples out here man
 

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Any faithful man in some cities deserves an award :mjcry:

Beautiful woman with amazing bodies on every corner :mjcry:

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If I have to settle for a smaller place. I need a roof top
 

ba'al

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@IbucciMane! you negged me because I told the truth? Don’t get mad at me because your parents raised a mentally ill fakkit. Blame your mom.
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I'm sitting on the edge of the pool playing catch with my niece with one of those small soggy footballs. My godson comes to sit next to me and I tell him, Isaiah go say hi to those two girls over there. You get the blonde one and I'll get the other one. He was prolly thinking, "motherfukker you let me nearly drown. I ain't acting as your wingman for shyt." :stopitslime:
 

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Chick is still inhaling everything under the sun...like I'm disgusted

How you have a Apple fritter, donut, and cranberry juice soon as you wake up. Three pieces of turkey bacon and chips 20 minutes later, a sausage slathered in mayo and another donut an hour later :huhldup:

Lol sometimes I sit back and wonder how people get really fat/obese, then I read the gory details like this and I get it.
 

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Kitchen smelling scrumptious with me baking some cookies on my Martha Stewart shyt. Can't wait til these hoes are done.
 

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SOMEBODY FINALLY CRACKED INJUSTICE 2 FOR PC!!!!! :blessed:

I've waited so long for this :mjcry:

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You talk a lot of shyt about your friend :russ:
Tell her that she is fat because of her diet, other than that ignore it :yeshrug:
To be fair, three of us have all talked to her about her eating, lack of exercise and answer honestly when she asks if she looks fat....we’ve told her she’s gained too much weight. Two of us have lost weight supporting each other (with another friend who isn’t here) and have told her if she ever gets serious to join our group chat.


But I am honestly disgusted at non stop inhalation of food, especially large quantities of unhealthy food.
 

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I have an ex who always sends me random pictures of when we were together. Last time he did it a few weeks ago. He did it on some "look what I found" and then told me he was engaged.

Breh had been engaged since December but had still been trying to send me pictures. I have no idea why he does it. I think he wants me to regret the break up. But we were together soooooo long ago I barely even remember the relationship honestly.

He's not a bad dude but I hate when he does that. So I decided to mess with him today.

I saw on his snap he was at a park with his lady getting ready for fireworks so I hit him on some "Omg I'm headed out there too. I hope to see you there." lol I'm not. I'll be at a totally different show but i just wanted to make him sweat. He's been typing and typing for the last few hours but not replying. I know he's nervous as hell. lol

Maybe after he spends the night worried he'll stop sending me all those dumb pictures.

:funny:
 
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