Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[MollyGalaga]

Welp, into my deleted contacts she goes

fukk tryna date her complicated ass


Was balls deep RAW 4 weeks ago, now her "daddies home" and she acting like she too good to come to my apartment complex to swim in the pool

I don't do sneaky bytches, I don't do girls who want their way all the time, and I don't do daddies girls

its like im dating a teenager

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

:distewmuch:

 

[BigMan]

Bih don’t touch me less I say so juheard

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

People can't even exist online without having some weird e-label slapped onto them.



Literally taking " Jumping to conclusions " to the next level.​

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[ThaRealness]

Yo I was really doing cocaine with an ugly Tinder bytch last night

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Three days 3 different girls in my bed. I got a beautiful indian girl in my bed right now. Last night I had a luscious latina and the day before that I had an african queen. I drank two bottles of wine and I'm way too drunk right now.

 

[BigMan]

Yo I was really doing cocaine with an ugly Tinder bytch last night

:mjfacenyk:Did you enjoy yourself?

 

[Ribbs]

My hard drive is acting up and only a third of the albums I have show on it. None of these solutions on Google are helping.

And I only backed up half of it on my passport

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Miss a highway shooting by like 4 mins brehs

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm telling yall God be watching. After a few days of downloading some chick masturbating vids and beating my meat this is the verse of the day on the bible app.

He's watching

 

[BigMan]

 

[BigMan]

Called AT&T to cancel a line of service and they gave me double my data

 

[ThaRealness]

I'm telling yall God be watching. After a few days of downloading some chick masturbating vids and beating my meat this is the verse of the day on the bible app.

He's watching

Damn

 

[Larry cumavelli]

Brehs this white lady that i work with who has a black bf is crazy, thinks it gives her some kind of privilege. Last week caught her singing this song (no joke)
"My boyfriend's black and I'm going to say the N-word
when he gets home i'll say that word "