LOL, my date saw me shaving my chest, arms, and face. She told me I shouldn't do that because blah blah blah. Some feminist shyt, LOL ladies! if ya'll want to be lazy just admit you're lazy. Don't blame men or the patriarchy for forcing you to shave yourself. My girl tried to talk me out of shaving using all that bullshyt she learned and I still shaved. You don't have to be hairy, dirty, and smelly to prove a point. I shave because I want to it's got nothing to do with anybody else.
IDGAF what any woman says shaving balls is the hardest shyt ever. And my balls are beautiful, word to the girls who suck my balls with no invitation. My new girls is committed to being hairless, she wears make up, and dresses like a girl. If I give her raw ingredients in a kitchen she can make a meal for five people. She likes babies.She's in law school too. LOL I love it. She takes orders too. I love it. Why the fukk was I dating psychotic borderline dikey ass bytches? Idunno, but I never will again.
Cant be two men in one relationship. It doesn't work. One driver per car. We ain't trading seats either if she wants to drive she better take care of the car like I would. That's too much to ask for, true equality is too much to ask for. The day a woman shares her resources with me the way I do with them I will let her drive her car, until then, bytch get in the back seat and STFU.
Jesus Shuttlesworth's girl used to be so badd...
