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I feel like car sex used to be easier in my late teens and early 20's.

I'm all discombobulated, panties on backwards, and paranoid.

I'm officially team :flabbynsick:.

If it don't include a bed and AC count me out. :russ:
Yo I stopped when i nearly got a ticket....

It was also in a park at night, so I could have been registered as a sex offender.

Learned my lesson and only did once after. :yeshrug:

Just women just get smashed at my place now.
 

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Yo I stopped when i nearly got a ticket....

It was also in a park at night, so I could have been registered as a sex offender.

Learned my lesson and only did once after. :yeshrug:

Just women just get smashed at my place now.


I've definitely learned mine too.

He drove almost two hours just to see me so I was TRYING to be spontaneous and sexy and give him something to remember. We could have easily went to my house or got a room.


I'll never make THAT mistake again. :francis:
 

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I've definitely learned mine too.

He drove almost two hours just to see me so I was TRYING to be spontaneous and sexy and give him something to remember. We could have easily went to my house or got a room.


I'll never make THAT mistake again. :francis:
Damn mama you out here
 

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I've definitely learned mine too.

He drove almost two hours just to see me so I was TRYING to be spontaneous and sexy and give him something to remember. We could have easily went to my house or got a room.


I'll never make THAT mistake again. :francis:
two hours to see someone :wow:
I won't even drive 45 minutes or 20 miles.....
Man I didnt even like 5 miles to see my last gf.....

Guess I'll be single forever now. :yeshrug:
 
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