Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[levitate]

No.., but pass the Dom or is it Don Perignon.??

Cool. Cavs/GSW game over now...

I'll be there in 15 minutes.



#CantWait

 

[Aphrodite]

You look like it

Maybe. I forgot I kept getting random Asian women whenever I uploaded my face on the celeb look alike site as the highest results

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This nikka

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@K.Dot



But is he wrong tho

:ushersuretho:

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Didnt realize until recent months how I'm not physically strong like I thought when moving bricks around in my backyard. I feel like I'm going to die carrying 40 pounds. I be on the brink of tears. It's honestly a challenge but it's why I enjoy doing yard work.

"Oooooooooh,listen people I-Am LARRY HOLMES"

"Let me tell you how, I-HAVE GROWN"

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Brehs on team #handsome.... A Taiwanese chick i was briefly talking to on Tinder just invited me to the crib after work ( got off at 12).

Said if I picked up something to eat, she’d Uber me to her crib in Jersey. Ummm, is this normal in the Tinder age? The food threw me off ( maybe she’s heavier than her pic) and this Uber gotta be at least 60 to 70 bucks...

So what would you personally expect tonight ?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Brehs on team #handsome.... A Taiwanese chick i was briefly talking to on Tinder just invited me to the crib after work ( got off at 12).

Said if I picked up something to eat, she’d Uber me to her crib in Jersey. Ummm, is this normal in the Tinder age? The food threw me off ( maybe she’s heavier than her pic) and this Uber gotta be at least 60 to 70 bucks...

So what would you personally expect tonight ?

She might want some dikk

She might just wanna finesse you out some McDonalds....



Asking for food already tho?

 

[K.Dot]

Maybe. I forgot I kept getting random Asian women whenever I uploaded my face on the celeb look alike site as the highest results

You have cat eyes

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

She might want some dikk

She might just wanna finesse you out some McDonalds....



Asking for food already tho?

Only Criff dogs for my paag

Bacon wrapped hot dogs deep fried::.: oh shyt she’s gonna be big isn’t she ?

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

When she wants to sit on your handsome face

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Only Criff dogs for my paag

Bacon wrapped hot dogs deep fried::.: oh shyt she’s gonna be big isn’t she ?

Not necessarily, these skinny mufukkas can eat too....

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When she wants to sit on your handsome face

I was told from a source that has absolutely nothing to do with me and has no connection to me whatsoever that apparently the facial hair makes it better.

Just what I heard tho...

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I was told from a source that has absolutely nothing to do with me and has no connection to me whatsoever that apparently the facial hair makes it better.

Just what I heard tho...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

*Looks at calender, just got paid*


*Realizes there are 3 paychecks this month*

 

[I love Latina women]

@King Napz

Listening to both these joints right now

1st 1 was nice but I feel like the 2nd joint was better